zachvac
Legend
Silver Level
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But clearly not the smartest.
Me:
I'm close to Supernova, but need motivation to get there. Any chance you could write me a motivational haiku to get me back to the tables? Thank you.
Stars:
Hello Daniel,
Thank you for your email.
Everyone can win aces,
winning seven deuce, however
is much more funny
If that does not motivate you enough, we are always happy to oblige with
more inspirational materials.
Good luck future SuperNova!
Regards,
Zandi D
Me:
[ ] haiku
I will update when Zandi hits me back.
Wow, Zandi is a quick one.
Stars:
Hello Daniel,
Thank you for your email
What do you mean by [ ] haiku?
Do not worry, we are currently producing a better one.
Regards,
Zandi D
pokerstars Support Team
Me:
Zandi,
I can not really explain in words what [ ] haiku means. Perhaps an example will better demonstrate the empty checkbox.
[ ] I can win flips vs. shortstacks
[x] your haiku was incorrectly formatted
Thank you for all the help.
Hello Daniel,
Thank you for information.
You are correct and I can only apologize, blaming only myself for being a
non-native speaker of English.
My friendly Welsh coworker suggests:
your aces got cracked
but the poker gods smile now
you get quads next hand
And I have made another:
pocket aces, great
deuce deuce deuce flop, enemy has one
****ing hell doomswitch
I do apologize, again, for my ignorance.
Regards,
Zandi D
PokerStars Support Team
Stars:
Hello Daniel,
I apologize for emailing you again.
But poetry is addictive, once you start you cannot stop.
Omaha Hi Lo
confusing, why did I lose
better mail support
Last email of the day, good night.
Regards,
Zandi D
PokerStars Support Team
Stars:
Hello Daniel,
Thank you for your compliment.
You are amazing
too, on and off the tables
sleep well and good night
Now I can't seem to stop making haikus.
If there is anything else we can do for you, please do not hesitate to
contact us.
Regards,
Zandi D
PokerStars Support Team
But clearly not the smartest.
Me:
I'm close to Supernova, but need motivation to get there. Any chance you could write me a motivational haiku to get me back to the tables? Thank you.
Stars:
Hello Daniel,
Thank you for your email.
Everyone can win aces,
winning seven deuce, however
is much more funny
If that does not motivate you enough, we are always happy to oblige with
more inspirational materials.
Good luck future SuperNova!
Regards,
Zandi D
Me:
[ ] haiku
I will update when Zandi hits me back.
Wow, Zandi is a quick one.
Stars:
Hello Daniel,
Thank you for your email
What do you mean by [ ] haiku?
Do not worry, we are currently producing a better one.
Regards,
Zandi D
pokerstars Support Team
Me:
Zandi,
I can not really explain in words what [ ] haiku means. Perhaps an example will better demonstrate the empty checkbox.
[ ] I can win flips vs. shortstacks
[x] your haiku was incorrectly formatted
Thank you for all the help.
Hello Daniel,
Thank you for information.
You are correct and I can only apologize, blaming only myself for being a
non-native speaker of English.
My friendly Welsh coworker suggests:
your aces got cracked
but the poker gods smile now
you get quads next hand
And I have made another:
pocket aces, great
deuce deuce deuce flop, enemy has one
****ing hell doomswitch
I do apologize, again, for my ignorance.
Regards,
Zandi D
PokerStars Support Team
Stars:
Hello Daniel,
I apologize for emailing you again.
But poetry is addictive, once you start you cannot stop.
Omaha Hi Lo
confusing, why did I lose
better mail support
Last email of the day, good night.
Regards,
Zandi D
PokerStars Support Team
Stars:
Hello Daniel,
Thank you for your compliment.
You are amazing
too, on and off the tables
sleep well and good night
Now I can't seem to stop making haikus.
If there is anything else we can do for you, please do not hesitate to
contact us.
Regards,
Zandi D
PokerStars Support Team