Lock offers 10,000,000% "We're not Broke" bonus

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Pietertje010

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Hahaha so stupid but funny :)
 
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Blocked link for me @ work right now, but the title looks hilarious
 
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Hehe you been reading the funny farm news on that poker news site.Sometimes they slip one in that you don't know whether to believe or not.
 
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I think Lock is still running good.
just have some issue of slow pay out...
but that news is funny ....LOL
 
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I really don't think there are any more people depositing there. Their guarantees have dropped by thousands. I just spent a $1000 in their casino because I couldn't cash out anyway. I had won some of it from a casino bonus and they said they wouldn't let me withdraw probably anyway. I'll still play the freerolls but def not depositing real money again.
 
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Cute promotion!
I will deposit 20 thousand dollars.
Thanks for the data
 
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funny

I also liked their gus hansen article
ftp demoted him to only 'new to the game' games lmao
 
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LOL

To facilitate deposits, Lock Poker is also introducing “Mega-VIP” deposit options. Some features of Mega-VIP:
  • A Lock Pro will come to your house to pick you your deposit (25% surcharge if it’s Mizrachi, 10% for Annette).
  • Deposits can be made with cash, money order, credit card, traveler’s checks, confederate dollars, Pullman scrip, North Korean Won, US “Hawaiian” Dollar, German Behelfszahlungsmittel and Chinese Old Jen Min Piao Yuan.
  • Checks are not accepted. Just kidding – they’ll take any scrap of paper with a number and your name on it.
An additional perk for players who use Mega-VIP deposit: Their deposit bonus is only subject to 500x play-through on casino games instead of usual 20000x.
 
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I wish it wasnt funny money I have like $800 on there sigh
 
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I have never played on lock but with this bonus and the fact that they accept Confederate dollars, I"M IN!!!!!! lmao
 
fletchdad

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I just deposited $10, and Annette was there in 45 minutes. She didnt want the 10% cause she said its a scandalous move from Lock to only give her 10 and Mizrachi 25, since most poker players are male and who wouldnt rather have a woman knock at your door (even if it is only Annette....)

She assured me Lock is good for the bonus and all I have to do is satty into the wsop 4 times (and TID every time OC) and then after a 36 month security check-waiting time, they will pay out .0002% monthly.


I am gonna be rich.
 
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I just deposited $10, and Annette was there in 45 minutes. She didnt want the 10% cause she said its a scandalous move from Lock to only give her 10 and Mizrachi 25, since most poker players are male and who wouldnt rather have a woman knock at your door (even if it is only Annette....)

She assured me Lock is good for the bonus and all I have to do is satty into the WSOP 4 times (and TID every time OC) and then after a 36 month security check-waiting time, they will pay out .0002% monthly.


I am gonna be rich.
Did they ask you to open an 'Ecopayz' account?
 
DrazaFFT

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haha, funny...
never saw the site before btw...
 
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Does Shawn Bridges ever leave his house? Just wondering........
 
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