I'm a Cheater
I've had two accounts on PokerStars
and have been using them to cheat poker.
Kidding. I just got an email from Stars saying I had an account 'THE SHR0G' and have been playing on a different one, The Shrog. They shut down the newer one, and left me to play on THE SHR0G. I think I created this years ago before I ever even made a deposit..I know we should all read the rules and regulations and abide by them, but I really had no idea I had this other account. Anyway, support shipped my funds to the old one, so a few things.
1. My Stars name is THE SHR0G (with a zero)
2. Props to Stars support for looking into the situation, seeing my innocence, and allowing me to have an account, all within about 5-6 minutes.
3. I'm an idiot.