icemonkey9
Cardschat Elite
Silver Level
Dear pokerstars support,
First, I love you. I love PokerStars. I am so happy I made the switch from FullTilt during your 2x bonus. I'm never looking back.
As I want to support PokerStars in the general public, I am eager to get a hat with the PokerStars logo on it for myself to wear. I want others to know that I have indeed "unleashed" the poker star within me.
To be very anatomically honest, I have a big brain, and thus a big head. A big head that requires a Large sized flex hat! Unfortunately I have not seen one available in your VIP store for quite some time ... is there any possibility of finding one for your biggest fan?
Also - I have a fantastic marketing idea for your poker room to make more money, and I am offering this idea free of charge (just put in a good word for me with the higher ups to hire me for other stuff). Instead of obscure Roman and Greek mythology to name your tables, how about your sell the rights to own the name of the tables you play at? Can you imagine? I can sit down and play at the "Clorox Bleach $50nl Table"! Feel like taking your luck to the "Trojan Magnum 400nl Full Ring Game?" I sure do! You get a nice bit of advertising revenue from the good people at Clorox (and others!), they get exposure to site visitors, and everyone is happy.
Surely this brilliant idea might even be worth a free flex hat without me having to VIP-store it
May my flops be golden,
Sean "icemonkey9" Gibson
Orange County, CA
First, I love you. I love PokerStars. I am so happy I made the switch from FullTilt during your 2x bonus. I'm never looking back.
As I want to support PokerStars in the general public, I am eager to get a hat with the PokerStars logo on it for myself to wear. I want others to know that I have indeed "unleashed" the poker star within me.
To be very anatomically honest, I have a big brain, and thus a big head. A big head that requires a Large sized flex hat! Unfortunately I have not seen one available in your VIP store for quite some time ... is there any possibility of finding one for your biggest fan?
Also - I have a fantastic marketing idea for your poker room to make more money, and I am offering this idea free of charge (just put in a good word for me with the higher ups to hire me for other stuff). Instead of obscure Roman and Greek mythology to name your tables, how about your sell the rights to own the name of the tables you play at? Can you imagine? I can sit down and play at the "Clorox Bleach $50nl Table"! Feel like taking your luck to the "Trojan Magnum 400nl Full Ring Game?" I sure do! You get a nice bit of advertising revenue from the good people at Clorox (and others!), they get exposure to site visitors, and everyone is happy.
Surely this brilliant idea might even be worth a free flex hat without me having to VIP-store it
May my flops be golden,
Sean "icemonkey9" Gibson
Orange County, CA