Once I played with this guy named blankoblanco on PokerStars and I had 83o and min-raised UTG, everyone folded around to him and he called from the BB. Flop came AA9 and I typed "I FLOPED THE NUTS" and he checked, so I bet 4x the pot and he folded and I showed and he was like "
" and I fistpumped and took notes on him being a donk. Everyone should find him and play with him.
here's an actual not fake hand history of it
PokerStars Game #13045933806: Tournament #65234653, $0.50+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/11/04 - 20:32:55 (ET)
Table '65234653 371' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: FTPisriggd (2175 in chips)
Seat 2: notn2gaysex (740 in chips)
Seat 3: omgwtfldo (3645 in chips)
Seat 4: blankoblanco (2565 in chips)
Seat 5: vanquish331 (2715 in chips)
Seat 6: POTRIPPER (43150 in chips)
Seat 7: DonKingaround (1535 in chips)
Seat 8: fred14 (2065 in chips)
Seat 9: p0ppinb0nerz (2945 in chips)
omgwtfldo: posts small blind 25
blankoblanco: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to blankoblanco [9s 9h]
vanquish331: raises 50 to 100
POTRIPPER: folds
DonKing: folds
fred14: folds
p0ppinb0nerz: folds
FTPisriggd: folds
notn2gaysex: folds
omgwtfldo: folds
blankoblanco: calls 50
*** FLOP *** [Ad Ac 9c]
vanquish331 said, "I FLOPED THE NUTS"
blankoblanco: checks
vanquish331: bets 900
blankoblanco said, "wow"
blankoblanco said, "sick, can't beat it"
blankoblanco: folds
vanquish331 collected 225 from pot
vanquish331: shows [8h 3d] (a pair of Aces)
blankoblanco said, "
"