European Union(EU) commission shuts down Full Tilt Poker pending investigation

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For the latest on the Full Tilt Poker shutdown please read the linked thread.


(Absolute Poker) In a dramatic move, the European Union Commission on Responsible gambling (EUCRG), has ordered that TiltWare,Inc, the firm that runs the massively popular fulltiltpoker.com poker website be shut down pending an investigation into the site's random number generating software.




It seems that many donkey plays are rewarded far too often compared to the statistical probability of these hands actually winning. This revelation has donkeys scared everywhere for if this software glitch (or some say conspiracy) is fixed, then hands like pocket aces and kings may someday be able to win again against hands like 2/7 offsuit.

...more to come
 
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lol...oops the AP was supposed to show up as the letters A and P for associated press and not absolute poker
 
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You need to stop smoking that stuff. It`s not good for you. :p
 
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Is this why full tilt poker is not working, this may take a long time,


but in all honesty if the card generator is really random, bad hands will have more than a chance of winning, you can't just say AK is meant to win all the time.
 
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PlayedYou73 said:
(Absolute Poker) In a dramatic move, the European Union Commission on Responsible Gambling (EUCRG), has ordered that TiltWare,Inc, the firm that runs the massively popular FullTiltPoker.com poker website be shut down pending an investigation into the site's random number generating software.




It seems that many donkey plays are rewarded far too often compared to the statistical probability of these hands actually winning. This revelation has donkeys scared everywhere for if this software glitch (or some say conspiracy) is fixed, then hands like pocket aces and kings may someday be able to win again against hands like 2/7 offsuit.

...more to come
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Where did you get this info, can't find anything on it anywhere? Obv a joke?
 
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LMAO

almost fell for it in the first couple of lines but then obvioulst a joke lmao
 
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I did emailed to support@fulltiltpoker.com about happens at felts like any pp ace always come up on flop. I have ace pp beat me, I have pp ace beat me I dont understand why??? Support of ft said to me theres two decks dealing, I was like oh yeah right I know that 2 decks are dealing.. what the **** they are doing to me all the time and donate winning to others than I do. Im gonna boooooom those players soon. I guess best for me to push it then 1 on 1. question will be shut up! lol
 
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Ha Ha for making me search :(
 
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...Jimmy Hoffa is alive and living in De Luth, Minnesota
...Ronald Regan was the shooter on the grassy knoll
...I am Keyser Soze,lol

...of course its a joke..i was just having some fun since the full tilt site was offline most of the afternoon,lol
 
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Euro Donks...

That's more good news for me... those Euro Donks, are killing me at the tables, when I get my quality hands... and they get lucky with their junk...
 
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PlayedYou73 said:
...Jimmy Hoffa is alive and living in De Luth, Minnesota
...Ronald Regan was the shooter on the grassy knoll
...I am Keyser Soze,lol

...of course its a joke..i was just having some fun since the full tilt site was offline most of the afternoon,lol
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It's actually Duluth (I'm a former Minnesotan, ay):)
Otherwise, your information are COMPLETELY accurate!
 
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weblink pls?

even if this is true, it seems to me the EU ordered FTP to stop targeting EU players. theres no way they'd shut down FTP totally (didnt happen post-UIGEA either)...

any update on this?
 
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MakMan said:
weblink pls?

even if this is true, it seems to me the EU ordered Full Tilt Poker to stop targeting EU players. theres no way they'd shut down FTP totally (didnt happen post-UIGEA either)...

any update on this?
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I have a check for $250,000USD for you. Just send me $500 to cover processing fees and taxes!
 
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you cash it then give me the $$ & take the processing fee out of the balance lol
how can ppl really be so gullible lol
 
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The moon really is made of cheese and very tasty it is too :D
 
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