To my #1 super-pal Monoxide,
Wow! I saw something that I found on google that I thought was neat and I posted "neat!" - I can certainly see how that would offend you, and why you would go out of your way to post a comment about how angry that made you.
From now on I will only comment on things that are less than five minutes old, because I sure don't want to make you mad. I'd hate for you to do something scathing like take my nickname and add the word "retard" to it again (that's so clever! You must do stand up!).
With all my sincerest apologies, your friend forever,