Dear Cake Poker
As I celebrate the 2 month anniversary of my December cashout request, I wanted to thank you for your concern about saving money for my retirement. However I feel I am not doing my part in the recovery of the economy, and think I should spend the money in support of the fed.
Why do I suspect the money is more likely to be spent on suntan oil and pina colodas rather than winter gloves?....assuming the check is good this time (another rant).
Please release the money you are holding hostage, and I will forgive the constant 2 outers you let the villain hit.