Attention: Full Tilt software bug found
I've been playing poker all day on Full Tilt and just thought my bad beats were a result of playing with a bunch of donkeys who don't know how to fold.
Imagine my surprise when I heard about a software bug associated with Full Tilt. Apparently, during their last update, they accidentally removed the FOLD button on some versions of the software.
You can spot these poor individuals by their constant calling of any bet with just about any two cards. If you come across one of these players, please inform them that they will need to log off of Full Tilt, wait 3 days, then reinstall the software.
Hopefully by then I will have won back all the money I've lost today!