re: Poker & 9th in a $750 Freeroll - but no payout!
That's the worst payout I have ever heard of. Why do you even bother playing such tourneys? It is a complete waste of time. You would earn more delivering pizzas and using your earnings to buy lottery tickets.
I have a question about your avatar: Are they wearing any clothes? I can't tell.
BTW, I even found a bigger version of the pic by googling for 'obese'. It comes up first. I was going to attach it, but went temporarily blind, so I gave up that idea really fast.