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#1
24-04-2008, 3:41 AM
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ROFL This video is hilarious
Lol I was bored watching videos on youtube, so I find this video and while watching it I seriously fell out of my chair laughing at what this guy says. New players please dont listen to idiots like this. Ya my suggestion to everyone who is having a bad day or losing right now, just watch this video and you will laugh your ass of how bad and funny this is.
YouTube - Online Poker Video Tutorial Strategy for Winning Money (#1) |
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#2
24-04-2008, 3:44 AM
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omg he is a genius, i used his strategies and im now a big winner online
 ive seen all of these before yet i cant stop watching them |
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#3
24-04-2008, 3:45 AM
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my favorite part at the beginning 63 off...lets value bet 30 because we have a pair lmao, then he goes yea this guy raised he called and then he called my bets and it was kind of a weak play. This is way to funny.
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#4
24-04-2008, 3:51 AM
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lmao, he said we have the back door flush, the back door straight, the back door set, and the back door runner runner set, he had me laughing there this is hilarious
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#5
24-04-2008, 3:58 AM
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I watched 3 minutes and can't take anymore. Min-C-betting the turn with a gutshot and an over (A8), calling a pot raise, then river bluffing 50 into a 600+ pot was just too much to continue.
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#6
24-04-2008, 4:01 AM
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 . I can't stop laughing literally, I'm glad I found that, everytime I'm losing I will just go watch one of those. |
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#7
24-04-2008, 4:01 AM
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lol it does seem excrutiating after a while but it gets better trust me...
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24-04-2008, 4:08 AM
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 This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. This guy is so bad! I love the part where he says that on-line, pocket aces and kings are dealt twice as often as live. EXCEPT FOR HIM! Then folds AQ on the button after 1 limper 'cause odds are he has AK.lol. |
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#9
24-04-2008, 4:09 AM
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Yeah this is hilarious.....the best part I watched someone (no name)play
the cardschat tournament at Bodog the same way today! Got to love poker thinking. Bubba24 |
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#10
24-04-2008, 4:25 AM
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OMG! He's got another one!!!
YouTube - Online Poker Pro Shares Winning Strategy (#2) |
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#11
24-04-2008, 4:27 AM
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This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life--
"Okay well we have the backdoor straight draw, backdoor flush, possible backdoor two pair draw....but im gonna 'LET HIM STEAL THIS ONE' The Q7!!! "Inducing a bluff"--so he can instacall he says. I've had a rough week of classes, and about to head to bed...this video just made my night. |
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#12
24-04-2008, 4:37 AM
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The first hand says it all. Minimum betting, minirasing and with bottom pair no less, Then, he attemtps a "value bet" with it.
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#13
24-04-2008, 4:42 AM
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#14
24-04-2008, 5:48 AM
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I like Bucklox (something like that - fat white kid). He and toughfish (I think is it) are my favorite poker video trainers...
Edit: BucKLoX BucKLoX Throws some D'zzz <--- This one rocks, watch it Poker Lesson #3 - Isolate with your Monsters TuffFish TuffFish Loses It....Daggum... TuffFish **** me to tears! Last edited by odinscott : 24-04-2008 at 6:18 AM. |
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#15
24-04-2008, 5:56 AM
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" you guys see what I did there? that's a pretty advanced play and I'm not sure it's best to be umm.. to be you know showing that to you guys, because quite frankly I'm not sure you guys can understand ummm... what was going on there" LMFAO now that part made me cry |
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#16
24-04-2008, 6:29 AM
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I loved the Title: Online Poker Video Tutorial Strategy for Winning Money (#1)
What really got me and I had to go back and see if my eyes were deceiving me, he folded AK UTG with only 255 chips left and said he had to pick his moment...QK3 flopped lmao Edit: OMG he folded AQ on the button for 40 chips and said see he had AK and it happens all the time he's not fooled by the online sites lol |
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#17
24-04-2008, 1:48 PM
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As well as being a hopeless player,this guy must have the most boring voice on the planet!
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#18
24-04-2008, 3:22 PM
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The sad part is … he is part of a majority not the minority of online poker players
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#19
24-04-2008, 4:58 PM
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Our poker friend
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If you do nothing else today, watch this one. BTW he has over 20 of these "training videos"! Online Poker Startegy (#20): Erections and Poker YouTube - Online Poker Startegy (#20): Erections and Poker |
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#20
24-04-2008, 5:09 PM
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This guy is absolutely hilarious. *Obviously* this isn't serious and meant for comedy, but I love how he's deadpanning everything to make people think that "oh it just might be true" ... brilliant comedy.
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#21
24-04-2008, 9:11 PM
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I just watched the Erect Penis Wunder Blüff video. There is now no question that this is a joke. In a strange way, I'm a little disapointed.
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#22
24-04-2008, 9:18 PM
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^^ i would have loved to play with someone that bad
he play 200nl and 100nl when not making these vids  so he has some skill |
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#23
25-04-2008, 3:16 AM
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Hahaha funny stuff...
"We have to look for our spots"... (folds AK per-flop) lol It's just as funny to see some of the comments there thinking he is serious. It has got to be a joke even though he did a good job trying to make it not look like a joke. |
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#24
28-04-2008, 1:56 AM
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Haha what's funnier is that you guys think he's being serious.
I don't think people are realizing this is supposed to be funny for entertainment purposes. "4 hands into the tournament and we've lost a third of our stack...its called variance for a reason.." |
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#25
28-04-2008, 2:03 AM
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Did not read the rest of the topic:
Wow....he is amazing! |
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#26
28-04-2008, 9:46 PM
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Can anyone read the name on the video? Looks like xxxx boat. I'd love to OPR or shark scope him.
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#27
28-04-2008, 9:49 PM
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i believe it is - water boat
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#28
28-04-2008, 10:10 PM
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Lasted about 3 mins as well 'lets try a bluff' he says as he bets 50 in 600 pot lol
'You have to make everyone re-act to you' we are, don't you worry, we are lol |
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#29
28-04-2008, 10:18 PM
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Sorry for bein ignorant guys...but BuckLox...whats goin on here...
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#30
28-04-2008, 10:41 PM
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Water Boat. That's it.
OPR at Full Tilt is 88.42%. Not horrible. Actually has a positive ROI of 8%. ITM 18%. Avg. buy-in $4.00 lol. He's up 50 bucks after 151 MTT's. Looks like his biggest cash ever is only $181. Nothing to brag about to be sure, and certainly not good enough to take advice from. I read a couple of his posts on the Full Tilt Poker forum. Thinks he's hot shit. |
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#31
29-04-2008, 11:48 AM
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lol "im going to bluff him so il bet the minimum!
how is he winning money?? |
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30-04-2008, 1:49 AM
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#33
30-04-2008, 2:07 AM
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Self Delusion as portrayed by dowsers, psychics..
... and this guy. Absolutely bizarre. It almost seems like we must not be looking at the same cards that he is!
He sure delivers it dead-pan. Last edited by Panamajoe : 30-04-2008 at 2:10 AM. Reason: crappy speller (physics - psychics) a bit differnt eh? |
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#34
01-05-2008, 1:29 AM
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LOL. Okay sorry people, I just couldn't resist myself. Enjoy for a laugh
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#35
01-05-2008, 6:26 AM
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about to watch it right now icemonkey
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