(The Unofficial) CC's 100 Greatest Poker Tips

#**141** 26-11-2006, 1:44 PM

Cool - there is nothing in there about not transferring money from your husband's bank account to increase your bankroll!

I can handle the other 10.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by martin_macd

And Martin came from the mountain with a tablet.

On the tablet was inscribed the ten commandments by which all poker players should live their lives.

And martin spoke from the mountain and the people listend:

1) Thou shalt not overly covet the bigstacks chips
2) Thou shalt not risk more than 10% of thy bankroll at cash tables
3) Thou shalt not chase lost chips with small suited connectors
4) Thou shalt not play NL above thine bankroll
5) Thou shalt not play loose/aggressive with the small stack on the table
6) Thou shalt not think thee are the most talented player on earth, or even the table thou are on
7) Thou shalt not tilt
8) Thou shalt not defend blinds un-necesarily on cash games
9) Thou shalt not risk the end of thine bankroll on a MTT as it offers the best prize vs. buyin ratio
10) Thou shalt not ever, EVER, EVER risk thy rent, mortgage, bill money on poker.

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Martin-mac
Religious despot of C.D.P.

#**142** 26-11-2006, 1:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakota-xx

Cool - there is nothing in there about not transferring money from your husband's bank account to increase your bankroll!

I can handle the other 10.....

LOL - thought that was my trick - Laura's CC Bill is due next week and Im shi**ing myself!

#**143** 26-11-2006, 3:45 PM

My My We are off to a good sunday. Nice Post.

#**144** 29-11-2006, 7:24 PM

Don't get married to a hand.

#**145** 30-11-2006, 5:19 AM

this came from a freind online when i was a begginer and i lived by it evr since

one of the biggest mistakes made is calling on the flop in hopes of improving your hand artionalized by bet is half price small pp or insidde str8 draw call big bets hoping to hit set set or filling str8 draw problem theres not usually enough in the pot to justify it odds of gutshot are 1/12 set are worse1/24 so unless the pot is 12 or 24 times the call dont do it

#**146** 02-12-2006, 9:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbort

Don't get married to a hand.

as for real life, dont marry YOUR hand. I admit, the sex is good, but what happens if you have a freak accident and break both hands?
My advice, marry a woman/man/sheep/animal(living or dead, your choice)/etc, and remember, if it's a woman you get a bonus of her being not only a sex-aid, but also a cook/cleaner/babysitter/magnet for other babes etc.

#**147** 09-12-2006, 5:40 AM

I don't know if there are a hundred tips on here but.....Make sure when you are hosting a home game that you have enough chips!!!

#**148** 09-12-2006, 5:48 AM

lol, great advice TKO - I bought two different poker sets to give us 5 colours intead of 4 and a bit more flexibility in home games.

#**149** 09-12-2006, 6:19 AM

I have a game tomorrow and I am expecting way more than I invited. I took 2 hours to figure out a) If I had enough chips for the amount of people that could be coming and b) If I had enough chips to color up with!! I ended up using chips from three different sets!

#**150** 09-12-2006, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TKO

I don't know if there are a hundred tips on here but.....Make sure when you are hosting a home game that you have enough chips!!!

Lol, great tip! I hosted wednesday this week, we normally play freezeouts, but this week I made it a rebuy tourney. I think we ran out within 45 mins of the rebuy period!
Handy tip, make sure you have a Monopoly set with you, as their values go up to 500. And it's great betting with a 500 'note'.
+rep for you TKO!

#**151** 09-12-2006, 4:39 PM

Great tip, thank you. I have no problem covering the $500 and $1000 chips it was just the starting $2000 that I had a hard time filling. I am actually serching the yellow pages right now looking for an area shop that sells chips!!

#**152** 11-12-2006, 2:04 PM

Only gamble what you can afford to lose.

#**153** 21-12-2006, 1:53 PM

Just saw this stunning quote from Peter Wolff, thought it deserved to be on here:

Quote:

Calling instead of raising comes from fear or weakness or greed. All three will cost you money.

#**154** 21-12-2006, 2:54 PM

Take all poker tips with a grain of salt.

#**155** 21-12-2006, 3:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbasbestbabe

Take all poker tips with a grain of salt.

Then throw it over your left shoulder for good luck

#**156** 21-12-2006, 4:01 PM

Have we got 100 tips yet?

#**157** 26-12-2006, 7:28 AM

I have learned to consider a "chase" from all angels, before I call that bet!

How much is this bet? Calling a HUGE bet on a draw is NOT SMART!

Consider this, What do you THINK the bettor is holding?

And, if I miss, will I call again, or not?

I used to chase much more than I do now. I have flopped and missed too many open ended straight draws and flush draws to call these BIG BETS!

Now I fold most of these chases against big bets. I would rather wait until "it is my turn" and I have already made a hand!

#**158** 06-01-2007, 6:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeDub84

"Once you put money in the pot, it's up for grabs and is no longer yours anymore than it is anyone else's. For that reason you should never consider how much you personally have invested in a pot in evaluating a poker decision"
Mike Caro

Amazing perspective. I LOVE it!

#**159** 06-01-2007, 6:56 PM

Never play a hand that you wouldn't normally play if the cards weren't suited. Too many people seem to overvalue those 'soooooted' cards. The possibility of a flush really adds very little value. Thank you, Miss Annie Duke, for pointing this out to me!

#**160** 07-01-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Holli Would

Never play a hand that you wouldn't normally play if the cards weren't suited. Too many people seem to overvalue those 'soooooted' cards. The possibility of a flush really adds very little value. Thank you, Miss Annie Duke, for pointing this out to me!

fantastic bud. doesnt suited add something small like 1-3% to the chance of winning?
+rep bud.

#**161** 10-01-2007, 6:24 PM

Good players can figure out a loose player by waiting for the nuts. Even easier opponent is a “rock”, (a.k.a. "tight player") , who plays only Group 1 type hands. From time to time I like to change my game up, and let them see I can run bluffs, and can play some lower value starting hands. The changes should be subtle and should not dramatically affect the flop rate.

#**162** 10-01-2007, 7:12 PM

Never show anyone your cards for free. Its tempting after a bluff, and its even more tempting after you tell the truth and your opponent folds but the mystery is worth more than the immediate satisfaction of showing.

Plus then you can say "It would have only cost X$ to find out SUCKA!"

(I would not recommend calling people suckers at brick and mortar casinos, save that for Bodog)

#**163** 11-01-2007, 12:27 AM

Do NOT fall in love with AK..aka..big slick.

AK = Anna Kournikova....looks good...but never wins

#**164** 11-01-2007, 5:10 AM

Don't minimum raise.

#**165** 18-01-2007, 12:47 AM

Never sit at a table short stacked. If you get the nuts you want to be able maximize your profits. Hard to do if you sat down with only $2 and the max buy was $20.

#**166** 20-01-2007, 7:18 AM

#1. Odds are a way to go broke with confidence.
Know the odds, you know how strong your hand is, but unless you have the absolute nuts, you can always be beaten. How many times have you seen that piss poor hand that no one should have kept pre-flop, much less put any money on, take the pot by sucking out on the river.

#2. There is no such thing as Pot Committed unless you've gone all in. You can always fold and walk away, no matter how many chips you've pushed to the middle.

Pot committed is mental. Your opponent wants you to "think" your pot committed so he can get more of your chips. You want someone else to "think" they are pot committed so you can get more of their chips. Play your cards first, play their cards next, don't ever play "Their" mental games.

#**167** 21-01-2007, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by FloppyJo

Never sit at a table short stacked. If you get the nuts you want to be able maximize your profits. Hard to do if you sat down with only $2 and the max buy was $20.

If I am only gonna play $2 then why not my odds of doubling are greatly increased and if I bust no big deal that is only once in a while

#**168** 22-01-2007, 1:53 AM

Play at limits you are most comfortable playing at. I’m not referring to the size of your bankroll, although that should also be a consideration. Simply, if you are playing at limits above your comfort zone then you will play too ‘tight’ and if you are playing at limits below your comfort zone you will not feel challenged enough and will play too ‘loose’.

#**169** 22-01-2007, 3:16 AM

NEVER play poker for play money. However small your wager may be, the game loses a dimension without one. When you decide to play for real money some day, you will have incorporated so many bad habits into your game that you will end up losing more money than had you just learned on micro-limit tables to begin with.

Oops that’s 2 posts. My bad!

#**170** 22-01-2007, 3:03 PM

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Originally Posted by t1riel

Have we got 100 tips yet?

Well, do we?

#**171** 22-01-2007, 10:30 PM

Poker is a game of information and finding out where you stand in a hand. The best way to do that is with continuation bets and probe bets. By just checking or calling you miss the boat on finding out where you stand and the information you need on where your opponent(s) are at in the hand.

#**172** 27-01-2007, 7:52 PM

A quote from Henry Ford, I think may fit here.

Whether you think you can, or think you can't.
You're probably right.

#**173** 28-01-2007, 8:00 PM

When calculating your chances of winning the pot, especially at tables with calling stations, look at it as you vs. everyone else and not your chances vs. opponent #1's chances vs. opponent #2's chances. If a lot of people are in the hand, then your chances of winning naturally decrease and are most likely small, even if you individually hold the best hand, since the sum of all your opponents' percentages combined likely is probably far greater.

So don't be afraid to call with small hands like 67 when everyone folds(your percentages go up) and fold big hands like AJ when everyone at the table is intent on playing their hand(especially if you know your opponents are LAGs and cannot be pushed out of pots with raises).

#**174** 31-01-2007, 10:01 AM

I always play AA strong.. no matter what im usually all in preflop.. rather get the blinds than go broke

#**175** 31-01-2007, 6:33 PM

hard to slow play if you have a flush or str8 looking at you!!

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