Can any newbies crush loyalers at Full Tilt?

Okay - CardsChat has this excellent $5.00 + 0.50 buy in every Sunday at 12:00 noon Eastern time at Full Tilt. $150 is added to the prize pool, so it is really a great deal.

Anyway -- I have been dead money in these tournaments for some time. Bad play, bad beats -- you name it, I have done it. I have just plain sucked.

So ... do we have any newbies or anyone of limited means (no CardsChat loyalers or old timers, please) who can play in the January 27 buy in and kick some booty since I can't seem to do it myself?

Explain in 100 words or less in a reply in this thread why I should pick you. I will choose my favorite response (maybe two if there are two I love) and pay your buy-in to the Jan 27 tournament.

Note: I will transfer the buy-in money to the winner(s) on Full Tilt in the hour before the tournament.

Good luck!

fdfg.

Im noob and want crush loyerals. wont play high!(yeah right) - will work for cheap.


CRUSH LOYERALS GUARENTEED!!




Well, its at 12pm and I have 1 or maybe 2 freerolls at 3pm I want to play. $32,500 raketherake freeroll <-- sexy and the $450 CC freeroll.

I think I came in 5th though last time in the $5 buy-in, pick me, ill try at least.




Monoxide123 carries no responsibility if A) Poker game is played high B) Chark say all eeein!! - causing loss of $5. If $5 is lost report to proper authorities.

doesn't look like its working maybe you should put a bounty on those that are getting in your way .

since you got second in the vegas fr maybe your luck has changed , mono just cashed big taking down a tough PokerStars field so keep his tail out . hopefully he rushed out and spent it all on a big sack for tomorrow

I'm new to CC and am interested in playing tomorrow. What time and what's the info needed to get in?

heheee

yeah, i prolly wont even be awake before noon anyway im going to sleep in

HI MATE, SORRY TO HEAR OF YOUR BAD LUCK, I HAVE CAME ACCROSS THIS PROBLEM MYSELF AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF IT IS TO GET AWAY FROM IT. SO I WENT AND PLAYED OMAHA. TOTALLY CHANGED THE WAY I LOOK AT HOLDEM, AND THE PEOPLE I WAS playing against

I would really like to play! I just joined cardschat last week and ive been playing full tilt for a month... pick me and ill let you pull the darkroom switch on my super hot girlfriend!!!

all i can say is lol and good luck on choosing the right person and not losing yr 5$ I might be there too

Hmmm...tempting.

I've got a few creative responses I could use. However, I noticed that the tourney starts at 9am my time and I can't make it at that time. Good luck finding your noob and please post again if there's an afternoon or evening tourney you'd like to sponsor

great offer! too bad this is just at the time i have to go see my father to the airport. well, whoever you pick, good luck! (but i will definitely be interested if the offer stands again next week)

Do i qualify for this little card game - i have cake (might even share some )

i suck at poker, that is why u should let me play for u
there is a GUARANTEE that i wont cash, thats why im perfect for the job
also, ian has cake but i have::::2 cakes, 3 brownies, 4 bags of potato chips, belgium chocolate
everyone is going to say how good they are but im going a different direction, { but m not a newbie, and i wont be able to make the tourny, just tought id put my profile in }

Ian - you're one of the guys I'd like to see knocked off.

Okay - It is 1 1/2 hours until the tournament. I'll give 1/2 hour for last-minute entries.

Last chance guys and gals ...

* bubbasbestbabe says "Bring on the Noobs!"

Noobs are just that, inexperianced poker players. what would make you think that one of them could ever come up to the competition level at which we play at? Their level of play and lack of knowledge of poker basics make them great food for us sharks. Loyalers thrive on taking their money. Noobs quake in their boots when we sit at their tables. Anyone of us is worth 100 of them. Your money would be wasted on staking one of them. Just add it to our accounts and save them the humiliation of being destroyed at the tables.


Oh and yes this is written tongue in cheek if you haven't figured it out by now.

And you can send me the money at FT since none of them will take you up.

doesnt look that way lightning .........but gl at the tables today

ill play for u split winnings what is the password

Oh yeah - and to the winner -- I'll cover NEXT WEEK'S buy-in if you felt bubbasbestbabe (screenshot required).

Yes - I am a small and vengeful person.

haven't had a great deal of luck on tilt yet, The donks just won't give up there draws. But all the loyalers fear the YUMBOLTKING, I am your man.

Ha! I'll cover them too if they can do it.

(Don't have funds at FT. Can't play this week)

sry u need to have atleast 15 posts to get the password for the cc real money buy in events

hey just saw that sorry lightning maybe next time

im just to new

I'm still waiting for you to tap my shoulder. Put me in coach.

I'll serve you bubbasbabe like ian's cake or die trying.

this is what will happen because.... bbb isnt playing

pic me

what? BBB not even playing? She heard I was going to be 36's man that's why,lol.

ya i think im going to play in it, so if you think you could pay extra 5.50$ to the dealer so i can start with 3k that would be very nice of you and tell him to give me good hands and i will do the rest.

Okay ...

I really liked zlin50's hot girlfriend offer -- if my heart could stand it -- but he has only three posts and is not eligible to access the password, unfortunately (15 quality posts required).

So ... Yumboltking, you are da man!

My only requirement: Please do actually play in the tournament!

Yumboltman - please pm me your Full Tilt name and your city, please. I'll transfer the buy-in amount to your FT account. Good luck!

This was a generous offer that folks aren't taking advantage of.

And this is awesome.

he is the only one elegible
so good choice

I am YumbolKing, Dayton, ohio, i will be there

There is something to be said for being at the right place at the right time.

This was just kind of a last-minute whim I had last night. Next time I'll allow for more time ...

dont do it too much
its -EV in the long run

I see the whole gang, AG, freaky, jay, ian, njhoney, tenbob. This is going to be fun. Thanks 36, u da man.