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  Poker - you have cheaters
 
  #36  
02-01-2008, 5:14 PM
juiceeQ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wabo7
dang you guys caught me!
im really not a pro poker player

im really a bbq'er please dont ban me
Hold on now, is that Prime Rib??? Back off mods...he stays!!
 

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  #37  
02-01-2008, 5:23 PM
pantin007
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can i get some bacon and ribs?
maybe a sirloin steak
  #38  
02-01-2008, 5:59 PM
AceSpader
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hillarious , Id like some of those cheeto's please!!
  #39  
02-01-2008, 6:07 PM
pkrplr4116
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A few more details would be nice....
  #40  
02-01-2008, 7:01 PM
vanquish
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jq, if you eat too much of that, you'll look like kathy liebert within the month.
  #41  
02-01-2008, 10:45 PM
reglardave
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Originally Posted by dj11 View Post
BEWARE OF COMMERCIAL AFDBS: Since you should trust no one, always construct your AFDB yourself to avoid the risk of subversion and mental enslavement. Sometimes, AFDBs will be sold on places like eBay. Do not purchase these pre-made AFDBs, even if the seller seems trustworthy. They may contain backdoors, pinholes, integrated psychotronic circuitry or other methods that actually promote mind control.
Here's the real deal, good ole USand A grade A+ do it yourself know how.
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  #42  
02-01-2008, 10:51 PM
wabo7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by juiceeQ View Post
Hold on now, is that Prime Rib??? Back off mods...he stays!!

lol.. and yes it is Prime Rib..
and now taking orders.. and 1st meal is free for juiceeQ...
  #43  
02-01-2008, 11:00 PM
reglardave
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Here's the real deal, good ole USand A grade A+ do it yourself know how.
And, for the gals, abd the fashion conscious
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  #44  
02-01-2008, 11:07 PM
pantin007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vanquish View Post
jq, if you eat too much of that, you'll look like kathy liebert within the month.
i still want to know why u talk about kathy liebert so much now?
  #45  
02-01-2008, 11:14 PM
soccerfreakjj10
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Originally Posted by pantin007 View Post
i still want to know why u talk about kathy liebert so much now?
Vanq is obv kathy liebert and wants to surprise us!
  #46  
02-01-2008, 11:31 PM
jaketrevvor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by soccerfreakjj10 View Post
Vanq is obv kathy liebert and wants to surprise us!
I knew it! Well at least that solves the getting a cc pro issue (and I use the word "pro" in the loosest sense of the term.) God I can't believe all this time we've had snivelling kathy liebert in amongst us - yehck cc feels so dirty now...
  #47  
03-01-2008, 12:32 AM
Inscore77
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dj11 View Post
BEWARE OF COMMERCIAL AFDBS: Since you should trust no one, always construct your AFDB yourself to avoid the risk of subversion and mental enslavement. Sometimes, AFDBs will be sold on places like eBay. Do not purchase these pre-made AFDBs, even if the seller seems trustworthy. They may contain backdoors, pinholes, integrated psychotronic circuitry or other methods that actually promote mind control.
You nailed it on the head with that one, thats why I made my own! I wear it every time I log on, and I'm probably gonna wear two in the New Years tourney because CC is just filled with cheaters! Cant trust any of you...
  #48  
03-01-2008, 4:49 AM
juiceeQ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vanquish View Post
jq, if you eat too much of that, you'll look like kathy liebert within the month.
But if I eat ONLY prime rib, it's all carb-free baby! Woot Atkins!
  #49  
03-01-2008, 5:40 AM
maybull
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry --- This thread is hilarious.

Yet...Oddly, I'm still looking forward to learning from all of you.
  #50  
03-01-2008, 11:49 AM
dakota-xx
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wabo7 View Post
lol.. and yes it is Prime Rib..
and now taking orders.. and 1st meal is free for juiceeQ...
There are 2 girl mods here and they must be treated equally. It's in the rules lol.

To the OP if you ever come back - pm me the link to your site. We need a place to send some of our members when they get out of line. I bet one day at your site would guarantee they would be different when they came back.

Really - if any of you have not bothered to read his other post you really should lol.

http://www.cardschat.com/f8/hello-86609/
  #51  
03-01-2008, 12:26 PM
Cheetah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dakota-xx View Post
Really - if any of you have not bothered to read his other post you really should lol.

http://www.cardschat.com/f8/hello-86609/
His first (and only) sentence is not yet completed. I see no period. Perhaps he hasn't finished yet with that post.
  #52  
03-01-2008, 1:19 PM
njpokerhoney
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Originally Posted by Genso Hikki View Post
Man I was almost sorry I clicked on this thread, but the girl in the tub full of cheetos made it worth it.

+1
  #53  
03-01-2008, 2:40 PM
Wild Rivers
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dakota-xx View Post
There are 2 girl mods here and they must be treated equally. It's in the rules lol.

To the OP if you ever come back - pm me the link to your site. We need a place to send some of our members when they get out of line. I bet one day at your site would guarantee they would be different when they came back.

Really - if any of you have not bothered to read his other post you really should lol.

http://www.cardschat.com/f8/hello-86609/

Dakota, I read the thread and I think I've got this person figured out: This is someone who is obviously getting ready to announce their candidacy for President...(or is he/she already a candidate?) You folks from IA and NH beware!
  #54  
03-01-2008, 3:19 PM
wabo7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dakota-xx View Post
There are 2 girl mods here and they must be treated equally. It's in the rules lol.
ok two free meals... im easy...

Last edited by juiceeQ : 03-01-2008 at 5:32 PM.
  #55  
03-01-2008, 3:55 PM
pantin007
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what about me wabo ?
  #56  
03-01-2008, 4:00 PM
wabo7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pantin007 View Post
what about me wabo ?
I think this is starting to snowball on me, im running out of food
  #57  
03-01-2008, 5:27 PM
jaketrevvor
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Well I think this thread has established at least one thing for sure: wabo is coming to Reno

(+ Daks and JCQ are gonna have a sexy fight for his prime ribs while wearing bikini's)
  #58  
03-01-2008, 5:30 PM
pantin007
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can i watch that fight?
any side bets
  #59  
03-01-2008, 5:39 PM
Zorba
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pantin007 View Post
can i watch that fight?
any side bets
I'd like to see that.....lol
  #60  
03-01-2008, 5:53 PM
Yumboltking
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Quote:
Originally Posted by reglardave View Post
Hmmm, so far, we've dug up cheetah, cheetos, chiggers, and the odd tax evader, plus the hint of the ban hammer. I think what this thread needs, in what will probably be his last appearance of 2007,
OP YOU'Re ABOUT TO BE

KABONGED
El Kabong, my hero.
  #61  
03-01-2008, 6:05 PM
Jack Daniels
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jaketrevvor View Post
(+ Daks and JCQ are gonna have a sexy fight in jello for his prime ribs while wearing bikini's)
FYP
  #62  
03-01-2008, 6:12 PM
juiceeQ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jaketrevvor View Post
Well I think this thread has established at least one thing for sure: wabo is coming to Reno

(+ Daks and JCQ are gonna have a sexy fight for his prime ribs while wearing bikini's)
That was last year. Except we were fighting over who got to sit between Freak and MrSticker at the table.
  #63  
03-01-2008, 6:27 PM
Genso Hikki
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dakota-xx View Post
Really - if any of you have not bothered to read his other post you really should lol.

http://www.cardschat.com/f8/hello-86609/

Thanks, I hadn't seen that yet...

I guess he decided not to "partisapate" so he "stooped" coming.

It's probably for the best though, I'm really to old to learn whatever language he's trying to speak.
  #64  
03-01-2008, 6:28 PM
Yumboltking
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i want in

First El Kabong and then free food. This is the best CC string ever. Don't call me late for dinner.
  #65  
03-01-2008, 6:28 PM
pantin007
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is he 5? his english was like deeedeedeeeee
  #66  
03-01-2008, 7:05 PM
wabo7
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reno! ok im up for it!!
who gets the food bill?

(bbq sauce wrestling)
  #67  
03-01-2008, 9:30 PM
PokerPete
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wild Rivers View Post
Dakota, I read the thread and I think I've got this person figured out: This is someone who is obviously getting ready to announce their candidacy for President...(or is he/she already a candidate?) You folks from IA and NH beware!
Dang....and I was just about to announce my candidacy too....but I think I have the "inside track" and "pot odds" to make the move....

...just as soon as my legal name change to "None Of The Above" comes through I'll be all set

So remember US based CC'rs....vote "None Of The Above" for Pres!
  #68  
03-01-2008, 11:39 PM
Cheetah
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Originally Posted by Genso Hikki View Post
Thanks, I hadn't seen that yet...

I guess he decided not to "partisapate" so he "stooped" coming.

It's probably for the best though, I'm really to old to learn whatever language he's trying to speak.
This guy here (rudeness) is even better at this. I even posted in that thread a computer-generated text that makes more sense than his writings.
  #69  
03-01-2008, 11:44 PM
Cheetah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wabo7 View Post
reno! ok im up for it!!
who gets the food bill?

(bbq sauce wrestling)
I thought you are. BTW, I prefer my ribs in large quantities and pristine condition. Cooking is not required.
  #70  
04-01-2008, 12:09 AM
Genso Hikki
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheetah View Post
This guy here (rudeness) is even better at this. I even posted in that thread a computer-generated text that makes more sense than his writings.
Well... he's right you know... we do have a lot of rude "presons" who are always "righting" rude stuff in other people's threads.

Man I'm glad I somehow manage to miss most of this stuff.