Your top 2 peices of advice?

Lets hear em! Any 2 peices of advice you stick to that help you out.


example) Always fold on A 2

patience is key
do not over value 1010 and JJ

1. Stop string betting
2. Take off the sunglasses. Seriously - take off the sunglasses.

1. Fold or raise PF, rarely limp in.
2. Be patient, play smart, have fun.

1.never pass a toilet without using it
2.don't eat kebabs when sober

Don`t walk under ladders.

Don`t get a haircut with your hat on.

1. Be in the right winning mindset
2. Let the action unfold

1) dont play poker when either high or drunk
2) dont shoot the sheriff

1) Take your time
2) Watch the other players very carefully

I try and live by these two rules when I play...didn't stop one of my friends destroying me in a pathetic attempt to knock him clean out of the game

1) Don't play with your ego
2) In order to win in the long run you must be prepared to frequently lose in the short run

1) patience, patience, patience.

2) When you think you are beat .......you are..

1) Bankroll management is the key to success in poker in a long run
2) Always have fun while playing poker and don't let the donkeys tick you off.

1. Let the cards come to you, dont let long periods of dead cards encourage you to play rags
2. Always raise PF with good hands, dont let those donks get in there with their 72os!

Don't get married to a hand because it looks pretty

and

Don't play too many hands

Online:
1) Patience early on in a tournament.
2) Don't try to bluff a bad player because they don't know when they should be beat.

Live:
1) On the flop, watch the other players as the cards are revealed. You can look at the cards later, but you only have one chance to see their reaction to the flop. If they stare at the flop that means it usually didn't help them. If they quickly glance at their chips, they like the flop and plan on betting.
2) Pick your targets. Pick on/exploit the weak players and avoid tangling with the strong ones.

Do people wear those often?

My grandfather always taught us:

a) don't piss into the wind
b) don't eat the yellow snow

As for poker, just don't start....at the very least, you'll have the satisfaction of never losing.

1. Don't play tired.
2. Patience and Tolerance.

Don't eat the big white mint
Wipe more then once

1) Dont play your cards, play your opponent.

2) Patience.

Play to win, but never with the absolute NEED to win.

Learn from losing.

Know about pot odds and positioning. These are key to a profitable online poker expereience. Also leave the bravado at the door. No room for it in poker. Good luck!

Sunglasses? Yeah, they do. The hilarious part is, most of them don't even know why they're wearing them.