You've come for poker wisdom, eager poker player?

Poker Master: You've come for poker wisdom, eager poker player?

(insert your name here): Yes, poker master.

Poker Master: Then, listen and learn for strategy is the key to winning. You must know a bad strategy before you know a good one. One bad poker strategy is to play too many hands. You will win more by folding more often. This sort of discipline is difficult for the novice poker player. The true expert poker players always recommend patience and discipline, and you'll be surprised after watching them in tournament play (not on TV)just how many hands they throw away.

(insert your name here): Thank you Poker Master. You are very wise.

Poker Master: Go eager poker player, and pratice and use the poker wisdom you've learned and you will receive great rewards.

(Side note: I'm not the Poker Master)