You know you're playing poker too much when...

1. You color code your friends.
2. Your friend tells you his father died and you say "That's so sick..."
3. Your friend tells you it was suicide and you say "What a donk!"
4. You handle your round cookies as if they were poker chips. You resist the temptation of throwing a couple in the middle and say "raise!".
5. You always try to have the fish at your right. *
6. You never sit or stand up from anywhere without thinking you have to wait for the BB. *


*These two happened to me recently. When I wake up, only a very small part of my brain is really working and I usually have some really stupid thoughts much to my amusement later on when I'm fully operational and remember them. These two are related to poker and I thought they were quite funny:

5:
I have a dog who likes to join me in bed in the morning. One day, she jumps to the bed as usual and tries to get in and I immediately shift to my left so she'd be at my right. Why? Because you wanna have the bad players to your right... Yup, my dog was a fish in my head.

6:
It was time to wake up, but I didn't immediately because I wanted to wait for the BB. I thought, "Are you crazy? I could have aces in the next hand!". True story.


Bring on some more!