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  Poker - You know you're a cardschat regular when.....
 
  #1  
08-11-2006, 10:52 PM
KerouacsDog
<-----Ms. Kelly Brook
 
Location: torquay
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You know you're a cardschat regular when.....

1)People refer to you as your initials of your username, eh JD?
2)You know who the Mods are, not only that, but you've also had a 'warning' from at least one of them.
3)Your reputation bar is greener than an extremely green frog, lying in the grass
4)Your number of posts is nearly equal to/equal to/more than the current year, 2006
5)You know not only what team Sammy supports, but you certainly know what 'team' Bubbasbestbabe bats for..................
6)You can picture JessieBear's football shirt in her avatar.
7)You know how to spell T1riel's username properly.
8)You look forward to any post by FPaulson beginning with,'I've had a beer............'
9)You know what university Nick is at?
10)You panic when Nick threatens to post how much time you've actually spent on CardsChat, as that would be proof you have no life outside of poker/CC.
11)You know what someone means when they mention Dorkus's stick-drawings.
12)You sit at a poker table online, and someone says,'You from CC?', and you know exactly what they mean.
13)You know JD's favourite drink(and number!)
14)You have fond memories of ChuckT's rapper avatar.
15)You get dealt 84os in the BB, not only do you know it's the 'immortal hand', but you get excited cause you know it's a killer hand!


If you can answer 10 or more, then yes, you're addicted!
 

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  #2  
08-11-2006, 10:58 PM
t1riel
Beware Of The Shortstack!
 
Location: Massachusetts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KerouacsDog
7)You know how to spell T1riel's username improperly.
Fixed.
  #3  
08-11-2006, 11:02 PM
Lo-Dog
recovering donkaholic
 
Location: Edmonton, Canada
Plays at: PokerStars
Likes: Texas Holdem
Posts: 1,906
Oh man, I need to get out more. Or at least work a little more while I am at the office. Nice post KD.
  #4  
08-11-2006, 11:22 PM
Jack Daniels
Liquor Top / Poker Bottom
 
Location: Soldier Field
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Likes: Da Bears
Posts: 10,681
Wow, scary. If 10 or more is addicted, what is 15 out of 15 considered? I'm among those that need help.
  #5  
08-11-2006, 11:26 PM
tenbob
Dead Man
 
Location: The high sea's
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Likes: Holdem
Posts: 5,516
Scary thread.
  #6  
08-11-2006, 11:34 PM
Lo-Dog
recovering donkaholic
 
Location: Edmonton, Canada
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Posts: 1,906
16: You look in every HA thread to see if Dorkus has told the submitter to fold pre-flop yet.
  #7  
08-11-2006, 11:46 PM
Jack Daniels
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Location: Soldier Field
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17: You've gotten into the habit of looking for "7 letter word" or "5 word story" threads.
  #8  
08-11-2006, 11:53 PM
KerouacsDog
<-----Ms. Kelly Brook
 
Location: torquay
Plays at: PS/FT/Virgin
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Posts: 4,265
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lo-Dog
16: You look in every HA thread to see if Dorkus has told the submitter to fold pre-flop yet.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Daniels
17: You've gotten into the habit of looking for "7 letter word" or "5 word story" threads.
18) You let someone else create a thread, and then you 'add' to it, to make it look like you were a part of it from the start................
  #9  
09-11-2006, 12:01 AM
Jack Daniels
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Posts: 10,681
Quote:
Originally Posted by KerouacsDog
18) You let someone else create a thread, and then you 'add' to it, to make it look like you were a part of it from the start................
19: You start a thread then complain when other's add to it (although without those people in forum most of the items wouldn't have been on the list to begin with).
  #10  
09-11-2006, 12:05 AM
KerouacsDog
<-----Ms. Kelly Brook
 
Location: torquay
Plays at: PS/FT/Virgin
Likes: Americana PL
Posts: 4,265
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Daniels
19: You start a thread then complain when other's add to it (although without those people in forum most of the items wouldn't have been on the list to begin with).
20) you complain about someone complaining about their thread getting hijacked, and dont realise when you're beat.......................
  #11  
09-11-2006, 12:09 AM
Jack Daniels
Liquor Top / Poker Bottom
 
Location: Soldier Field
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Likes: Da Bears
Posts: 10,681
21) You complain about someone complaining about someone that thinks their thread was hijacked when, in reality, value was added.
  #12  
09-11-2006, 12:14 AM
KerouacsDog
<-----Ms. Kelly Brook
 
Location: torquay
Plays at: PS/FT/Virgin
Likes: Americana PL
Posts: 4,265
22) You realise that the other guy aint gonna stop hijacking/adding to your thread, so you give up, hoping that he shuts the f**k up!!!!!!!!!
  #13  
09-11-2006, 12:16 AM
ChuckTs
whitebread
 
Location: lopping off my C-game
Posts: 11,485
23) you make threads like this.
  #14  
09-11-2006, 12:26 AM
Dorkus Malorkus
VOTE MCBAIN '08
 
Location: Birmingham, UK
Plays at: Stars
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Posts: 8,125
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lo-Dog
16: You look in every HA thread to see if Dorkus has told the submitter to fold pre-flop yet.
I looked at this thread and folded pre-quiz out of fear. >.>
  #15  
09-11-2006, 12:32 AM
Egon Towst
"The TowstMaster"
 
Location: U.K.
Plays at: Ipoker Netwk
Likes: NLHE, PLO
Posts: 4,335
Yikes, 14 out of the 15.

And the only reason I didn`t get the clean sweep is that Spielberg already claimed the initials of my username.
  #16  
09-11-2006, 12:50 AM
Jack Daniels
Liquor Top / Poker Bottom
 
Location: Soldier Field
Plays at: home.
Likes: Da Bears
Posts: 10,681
Quote:
Originally Posted by KerouacsDog
22) You realise that the other guy aint gonna stop hijacking/adding to your thread, so you give up, hoping that he shuts the f**k up!!!!!!!!!
24) You give up posting in a thread just because someone else is posting in there and helping you along.
  #17  
09-11-2006, 12:59 AM
pokerrqueenn
CardsChat Elite
 
Location: virginia
Plays at: rigged sites
Posts: 4,316
omg. call the doctor
  #18  
09-11-2006, 12:59 AM
aloevera
Back to sng's and mtt's
 
Location: Oshawa, Canada
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I didn't quite make 10 but almost I guess I'm almost a cc regular!
  #19  
09-11-2006, 1:03 AM
Jack Daniels
Liquor Top / Poker Bottom
 
Location: Soldier Field
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Likes: Da Bears
Posts: 10,681
Quote:
Originally Posted by pokerrqueenn
omg. call the doctor
The doctor is in. JD...Ob/Gyn

Quote:
Originally Posted by aloevera
I didn't quite make 10 but almost I guess I'm almost a cc regular!
Have no fear, you are well on your way, I'm sure.
  #20  
09-11-2006, 1:07 AM
pokerrqueenn
CardsChat Elite
 
Location: virginia
Plays at: rigged sites
Posts: 4,316
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Daniels
The doctor is in. JD...Ob/Gyn
lol.why is it the most of the men i come across try to convince me they are a gyn.lol
  #21  
09-11-2006, 1:11 AM
dakota-xx
I give up.....
 
Location: canton, ga
Plays at: pokerstars
Likes: NL Holdem
Posts: 13,163
Thank you for making me feel like a regular!!!
  #22  
09-11-2006, 1:14 AM
juiceeQ
Is it hot in here?
 
Location: Jackson, CA
Plays at: Poker Stars
Likes: NL Holdem
Posts: 13,377
I'm just going to embrace the fact that I have no life and admit freely that I can totally relate to ALL 15, plus any subsequent conditions. Well, except for the infraction part...but, then, I'm the one giving infractions...and I once "accidently" spam-killed (banned and wiped all trace of them off the board) a loyal and upstanding member...surely that counts for something?
  #23  
09-11-2006, 1:16 AM
Jack Daniels
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Location: Soldier Field
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Likes: Da Bears
Posts: 10,681
Quote:
Originally Posted by pokerrqueenn
lol.why is it the most of the men i come across try to convince me they are a gyn.lol
Most likely because they are hunters and are just looking to spend time in the bush.

Quote:
Originally Posted by dakota-xx
Thank you for making me feel like a regular!!!
And if you're ever not feeling regular, there is always fiber.
  #24  
09-11-2006, 1:28 AM
pokerrqueenn
CardsChat Elite
 
Location: virginia
Plays at: rigged sites
Posts: 4,316
i really want to say more but i dont want you or kd to ban me,
  #25  
09-11-2006, 1:34 AM
Jack Daniels
Liquor Top / Poker Bottom
 
Location: Soldier Field
Plays at: home.
Likes: Da Bears
Posts: 10,681
Quote:
Originally Posted by pokerrqueenn
i really want to say more but i dont want you or kd to ban me,
That's why they invented PMs. LOL
  #26  
09-11-2006, 1:46 AM
pokerrqueenn
CardsChat Elite
 
Location: virginia
Plays at: rigged sites
Posts: 4,316
pms= putting up with mens s*@t.
  #27  
09-11-2006, 1:51 AM
brutus
CardsChat Elite
 
Location: ohio
Plays at: pokerstars
Likes: holdem
Posts: 902
whew 8 1/2 no need for help yet
  #28  
09-11-2006, 3:23 AM
bubbasbestbabe
Suckout Queen
 
Location: upstate ny where it's bloody cold in winter
Plays at: fishies.com
Likes: winning
Posts: 6,828
25. You've complained at least once about the freeroll whores.

26. You started here as a freeroll whore.
  #29  
09-11-2006, 5:24 AM
titans4ever
CardsChat Elite
 
Location: North Dakota
Plays at: Live, PS, FT
Likes: PL&NL Holdem
Posts: 1,239
27. You have CC as your homepage

28. You run home after work to check who has posted and your wife complains.

29. You run to work to check who has posted in peace.

30. You stay up late thinking of things to add to posts like this.

31. You log into CC for the first time in a month and run into this. OMG stop me please.
  #30  
09-11-2006, 5:56 AM
aloevera
Back to sng's and mtt's
 
Location: Oshawa, Canada
Plays at: Full Tilt
Likes: holdem
Posts: 5,606
Quote:
Originally Posted by aloevera
I didn't quite make 10 but almost I guess I'm almost a cc regular!

I just added 3 more items that will definetily put me over the top!!! Yahoo that doesn't mean
  #31  
09-11-2006, 6:45 AM
KerouacsDog
<-----Ms. Kelly Brook
 
Location: torquay
Plays at: PS/FT/Virgin
Likes: Americana PL
Posts: 4,265
Quote:
Originally Posted by dakota-xx
Thank you for making me feel like a regular!!!
you're welcome
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Daniels
Most likely because they are hunters and are just looking to spend time in the bush.
too funny!

And if you're ever not feeling regular, there is always fiber.
prunes work
Quote:
Originally Posted by pokerrqueenn
i really want to say more but i dont want you or kd to ban me,
me and JD are the secret police of cc. dont forget that.
Quote:
Originally Posted by bubbasbestbabe
25. You've complained at least once about the freeroll whores.

26. You started here as a freeroll whore.
LOL
Quote:
Originally Posted by titans4ever
27. You have CC as your homepage
Yep!
28. You run home after work to check who has posted and your wife complains.
Yep Yep!
29. You run to work to check who has posted in peace.
Not allowed to cc at work, boo!
30. You stay up late thinking of things to add to posts like this.
All night if need be
31. You log into CC for the first time in a month and run into this. OMG stop me please.
A month???????????? Heaven forbid Id be away for a month!
Quote:
Originally Posted by aloevera
I just added 3 more items that will definetily put me over the top!!! Yahoo that doesn't mean
To me, you've always been over the top!

32) You know how to multi-quote!
  #32  
09-11-2006, 9:44 AM
nicoiko
CardsChat Regular
 
Location: France
Plays at: pokerstars
Likes: omaha, stud
Posts: 441
Glurrrps
I'm only here since two months and i'm already at 11 of 15.

Surely be at 33 of 15 before the end of the year.
It is serious doc ?
  #33  
09-11-2006, 12:56 PM
dakota-xx
I give up.....
 
Location: canton, ga
Plays at: pokerstars
Likes: NL Holdem
Posts: 13,163
Quote:
Originally Posted by nicoiko
Glurrrps
I'm only here since two months and i'm already at 11 of 15.

Surely be at 33 of 15 before the end of the year.
It is serious doc ?
Tell your family you love them while there is still time.
  #34  
09-11-2006, 2:20 PM
Jack Daniels
Liquor Top / Poker Bottom
 
Location: Soldier Field
Plays at: home.
Likes: Da Bears
Posts: 10,681
33) First thing you do is check the bottom of the homepage to see who's online.

34) Second thing you do is click the "Currently Active Users" link to see what those online are doing at the moment.
  #35  
09-11-2006, 2:20 PM
bubbasbestbabe
Suckout Queen
 
Location: upstate ny where it's bloody cold in winter
Plays at: fishies.com
Likes: winning
Posts: 6,828
This is having it bad.

32. You go to Kinkos and pay to use their computers during lunch to check what's going on here.
 


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