You know it's time to.......

Take a break from playing online poker when........

-You start dreaming of shuffling cards!
-The mouse gets all slippy,hot and wet!

huh?
you know its time to take a break after u just had a 16 hour seccion and u forgot to feed the dog......

You find yourself sending instant messages to your husband cause you are busy in a game ....and he is home.

Haha or when your pupils start flickering under your eyelids,thats almost 1 step off of an epileptic fit!

you know it is time to take a break from poker when u havent slept for 3 days and have not taken a bath for 5.....

You know its time to take a break from poker when your driving to school naked and imagining that the guy in the car in front that dosent let u pass is the table bully who keeps c beting in to you

YOu know its time for a break when you click your sandwich and take a bite out of your mouse.

You know its time for a break when you pat is barking from hunger, and even you yourself have not taken meal since 3 days.

Its time to take a break when you start to wonder which of your digital chips want to go into the pot

time to take a break when after a loss or several suck-outs against ,you start to worry if your flopped boat will hold -up...

It's time to take a break when:

4 year old daughter asks for a sandwich and you say 'After this game, darling!'

and

when you're in a management meeting and all you can do is run through your winning/loosing hand to find leakages! AND the dreaded "So, Andy, what do you think?" and all you can do is "mmmm.....aahhh....welll.....eerrrr...."

When you donk most of you br playing above you limits

You go around these forums wondering why no one has floated your messages

......when you make plans to purchase Mobile Card to play because all your losses have made you homeless

when you 4bet your girlfriend in the dark

when u turn down sexual relations because there is a 5$ tourny going on

when you start ordering in restaurants telling the server the cut off man wants a cheeseberger and the Big Blind wants her steak medium and under the gun folds and will just stick with his water and napkin. You of course refer to yourself as the button when asking for the check. The kids and wife turn to look at you just steaming.