worst player you've ever played against?

Let's hear it, the worst player, donkey, idiot, nit you've ever played against. Don't give names if you don't feel comfortable but give a description of the player i.e. hands you lost to them or hands you saw them win/donk off their chips on. Get descriptive I want to hear all about these imbeciles!!

3/6 Limit Hold'em: UTG raises, UTG+1 (me) 3 bets, donk cold calls from cutoff, flop of ah kc 8s, UTG bets, I raise, donk calls, UTG calls; turn is a 6h, UTG checks, UTG+1 bets, donk raises, UTG folds, I 3 bet, donk 4 bets; river is 9s, we cap it, I flip over my aces expecting to see a smaller set, he flips over Ts7s. Couldn't believe my eyes, when I asked him about his unusual play he justified it by having 3 cards to a jackpot hand on the flop, and then catching the inside straight draw on the turn... I didn't even bother trying to explain to him that if he made his jackpot hand there was no way it could be a jackpot since the best hand someone else could have would be trips.

worst hand i lost was a preflop raise of 4x blind with kk. 2 9 hearts calls and so does 10 9. flop comes out two hearts, 10 8 6. 10 bets, i reraise and we end up pushing all in. turn is a 7. i push 9 2 calls river is a king. just terrible for the 2 9 to be calling with that hand

ORLY? It's terrible to call with a straight and a redraw to a flush? And how did you push in twice on the same hand?

I guess he's referring to the 2 different players? The first time it was the short stack that pushed the second it was him that pushed, if I'm reading it right.

And the problem wasn't that the 2-9 called AI with his straight, it's calling the short stack all in with the gutshot.

The worse players i have played against are the guys who think they know the game. YOu know the type, They are always putting down evryone else's play and calling them fish. Players who know the game don't say anything.

The worst player? I will name them by name it is this guy, he seems to be on every table I play his name is sst4324, oh wait thats me lol

Live play at a $2/$4 Limit table, about 4 months ago. The UTG uy is intoxicated. He is raising with any two cards. He raises under the gun, a few people call. I fold. the guy next to me reraises. The drunk guy caps it. On the flop the guy sitting next to me flops a J to go with his pocket J's and it's top set. The drunk guy bets, the guy next to me raises, the drunk reraises. Turn card put three clubs on the board and the guy next to me does not have a club. Drunk guy bets (now a big bet), the guy next to me raises, the drunk calls. The River card is a club. The drunk bets, the guy next to me calls. The drunk turns over 8c 2 d, for a flush!!! The guy next to me says, "Hey, buddy. How does a man raise and reraise UTG with an 8 2 off-suit?" The drunk replies "I just felt it was coming!" Did you ever just want to slap the snot out of somebody! Unfortunately, I ran into the drunk again last weekend and he was playing just as bad and getting almost as lucky. I changed tables once I recognized him.

Oh well I"m playing NL25 so it's full of bad players. So the worst are the guys calling allins with some low pair on a flop with 3 overcards or on a turn with 4 overcards and hit their set on river

My brother. He's terrible. I try to win all the pots we are involved in to keep the money in the family

The worst player is one of my friends. This is in live in poker. Whenever he has a good hand he has a smile on his face and makes a big bet. He plays too agressive and he is easy to spot.

My dad is pretty bad at poker. Sicko at chess though.

^^^^ I second my dad