why I hate computers

PokerStars Game #10591477746: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/06/24 - 03:50:34 (ET)
Table 'Freia III' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Beloche ($15.80 in chips)
Seat 2: shagshop ($48 in chips)
Seat 3: rubber1964 ($24.65 in chips)
Seat 4: J-Wheezy` ($56.90 in chips)
Seat 5: titans4ever ($13 in chips)
Seat 6: Lauterer ($44.20 in chips)
Seat 7: Ridgepath ($29.55 in chips)
Seat 8: cheezwiz ($52.95 in chips)
Seat 9: TCrox ($38.95 in chips)
shagshop: posts small blind $0.25
rubber1964: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to titans4ever [Qc Ac]
J-Wheezy`: folds
titans4ever: raises $1 to $1.50
Lauterer: folds
Ridgepath: folds
cheezwiz: calls $1.50
TCrox: folds
Beloche: folds
shagshop: folds
rubber1964: folds
*** FLOP *** [8s Qd As]
titans4ever has timed out
titans4ever: folds
titans4ever is sitting out
cheezwiz collected $3.60 from pot
titans4ever has returned
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3.75 | Rake $0.15
Board [8s Qd As]
Seat 1: Beloche (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: shagshop (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: rubber1964 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: J-Wheezy` folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: titans4ever folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Lauterer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Ridgepath folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: cheezwiz collected ($3.60)
Seat 9: TCrox folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Software freezes up when I click bet $3.00. Return just in time to watch him collect the pot. Nice

Meh that's nothing, I was playing on a laptop and forgot the mouse thats touchable is on and I accidentally barely touched it and before I know it I'm all-in with 23.

I tore the wire right out of the back of my mouse once, after losing a nice pot. Totally forgetting about automatically being put on (away from table), after no action, for some reason I started to panic cause I was at a cash game, with a decent bankroll. Started pressing keys frantically and just shut down the computer. The whole time rushing threw draws and going down to the basement looking for another one, was still in a state of panic. Finally found one, fired up everything and there I was, with whole bankroll and marked away from table. Dahhhhhhhhhhh

here is a tilt induced rant from a few weeks ago....(in the spirit of this thread)
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omg unreal

I just tilted so hard its not even funny...I was in the $5.00 r/a right...so I shove A/A in ep 3rd hand pre flop obv call call call...f**k I know I'm toast with 4 callers...10c/6c sucks out...ok whatever double reload. limp in with 5c/6c some donk bumps it to 200 with 3 callers ahead ok I call...monster flop for me...7c/8c/x guy shoves the flop for 4K insta call I brick God knows how many outs I can't even count that high and his 4/4 holds lol ok jesus...another double reload. 2 hands later I jam 3K with K/K big stack insta calls with A2os....WTF he rivers a red Ace on me. OK now the tilt is starting to set in...10h/9h I just pop it up 5x and the same guy shoves..lol (now I am steaming) I call and he flips Ah/5s...BAM I flop the heart flush...plz hold...turn 9c....plz hold...'BINK' he rivers the 6 of hearts. all of the sudden 3 guys on the table start crackin up because I am getting rheemed so hard. Already in for 50 and its not even 15 mins in. another double reload....a few folds then I get the ladies in the bb. one guy limps...then another...then another...then another....then wham...the small blind shoves....I call obv and all of the sudden every limper except one guy calls lmao. BAM !! I spike my set on a rainbow flop of Qc/5s/6h. I jump out of my chair and clap my hands this is a 15K pot cmon baby...I'm all in and they all check the flop....turn 8s...Uh oh plz nobody have a spade. I got that terrible feeling in my gut kinda like when you see red and blue lights in your rear view mirror...they all check again....river is a 10s....I just knew it no way my set is good now...Then to no surprise one guy shoves another 5K and takes it down with As/7s jesus fkn christ are you sh1tting me

chapter 2... so I yell my favorite expletive and throw my mouse against the wall and go outside to cool off. I come back a while later and sit at a 1/2 game (after I dug up an old mouse that wasn't completely trashed already) with a good chunk of $$$ and whoah...I get two black Kings my second hand in the BB after I had paid the 'new guy' blind UTG. I swear to God all I got was a feeling of dread like I know I am going to get raped by some idiot sucking out on me. So I decide to just shove if these is even a small raise ahead of me. Definitely in no mood to slow play a big pocket pair..especially in a relatively deep stacked cash game and after the crap I have already had happen earlier. Sure enough it folds around to the button who pops me up to 10 I just shove it all over the top...he goes into the tank for about 5 seconds and I hear the 'click' sound hwg.....well you know how in cash games you don't see the cards until the river comes off and he either mucks or you wait that second or so before he turns his cards over or mucks. Well do I even need to tell you the rest ? the flop is 8/6/2 ....turn 10.....river 5.....I take a breath and **BINK** his 5/5 lights up holy **** %$#@^%$#@

Not a bad beat post really, this was just such a horrible run of bullsh*t I am ready to crack some skulls or throw my whole f**king system out the window. Sometimes I hate Stars with a passion I think they hate me they must have a custom doom switch in the main control room in the mountain bunkers of Costa Rica with a big red button under plexiglass with my screen name on it...kinda like they have on 'Deal or No Deal'. I mean if they had a 'batting average' of sorts for getting spiked by 2 outters I swear I'd be leading the majors and in the hunt for the triple crown. FK poker I'm gonna go get wasted.