What Would You Do at the ME?

Heh, a list of things I'd have to do at the main event if i ever made it and played...

1. Beat Phil Hellmuth fairly in a hand. Show my cards no matter what, speak in a false southern European accent, then smile happily as I’m called an idiot from northern Europe. I may also spell poker, just to prove that I can.

2. Call Scotty Nyugen baby, get his autograph signed TYPM, Scotty. (Thank You, Player’s Money.)

3. Raise Men ‘The Master’ Nyugen and say “All you can eat baby!”

4. Ask Durrr if he was high when he came up with that name.

5. Ask Phil Ivey if he has Poker Face on his ipod, and if he ever played it during WSOP 2009.

6. Find Norman Chad. I don’t know what I’ll say to him, but I HAVE to meet him. Ask Lon for an autograph, he’ll probably laugh… Lon laughs at everything.

7. Chill with Sam Farha, Joe Hachem, and Freddie Deeb. Why? They’re all Lebanese like me… we’re like 7th cousins I’m sure, so they’ll stake me for the ME… right?

8. Play a hand with Daniel Negreanu, get to the river, and ask him what I have.

9. Beat the Mouth in a hand… hopefully it will be a suck out so I can comment on how he runs bad in poker, just to set him off… lol.

10. Sit next to Joe Cada and talk like we’re old pals, because we’re both from Michigan. Yeah, I (kinda not really) know the champ!

11. Will sit next to Mizrachi brother. The probability of it is way too high, it will inevitably happen.

12. Ask Jeff Shulman why he thought getting training from Phil Hellmuth was a good idea. Yeah he won… longer ago than when I was born. Also, having a person pretend to be each player to learn how to play against them? Uhm… if people could just PLAY like Phil Ivey, then Phil Ivey wouldn’t be the best player in the world.

13. Scream “ONE TIME!!!!”

14. Look for Jason Phelps, I haven’t seen him in awhile, he’ll be the guy in the wifebeater.

15. Deliver Hevad Khan a Redbull. He’s still waiting, you know.

16. Oh yeah, TID!!!!

1. Sit next to Doyle, just to say I was at the same table with the Godfather of poker.

2. Raise Johnny Chan off of a pot and when he ask did I have it... Answer him "Sorry Johnny, I dont remember" (Rounders Quote)

3. If Im playing against Scotty Nyugen I buy the table a round of drinks.

4. Receive a Hellmuth tirade no matter what I have to do.

5. Hopefully sit at a table with Jen Harman, Kara Scott, Beth Shak... and the list can go on.

6. A duet with Marcel Luske

7. Call what Daniel Negreanu's holding

8. Put a cigarette in my mouth unlit of course beside Sammy Farha.

9. Sign some poker book and hand it to Barry Greenstein when I knock him out of tourney.

10. When I win the ME... Get a tattoo of my winning hole cards

Haha Kara Scott and Liv Boeree for me..

Bingo.

Hahaha that's funny. I wanna meet Phil Ivey sooooooo bad. If u entered the ME wat are the odds of those things actually happening? Like will u see alot of famous people?

I love this one...Number 13, and 15 had me dying from over laughter

I went to Atlantic City a few years ago to play in a qualifier for the WPT event. Missed the cut by about 10 but was a great trip. Saw Eric Lindgren, Huck Seed, Havad Kahn, Steve Dannaman and several others at the tables. They werent in the same qualifier I was in but all the tournies go on in the same room so there's a good chance a well known pro could be close. It's worth the experience.

6. Find Norman Chad. I don’t know what I’ll say to him, but I HAVE to meet him. Ask Lon for an autograph, he’ll probably laugh… Lon laughs at everything.

Yes!! I would want to meet Norman Chad and ask him how he comes up with his jokes. Then ask Lon why he laughs at everything Norman has to say about his ex-wives.

I'd win it

I would be so nervous that i couldnt talk! I would devinatly need drugs!

1. Start barking like a idiot when you win a hand. Oh hold on someone allready done this and got told off for it.

2. Punch Norm Chad.

3. Get to the final table and get sponserd by the smallest poker site just to be different.

4. If I had a huge chip stack, try make a chip castle.

5. Win it.

6. Sit next to Ivey and ask him if he has any apples.

7. Tell Hellmuth to go finger him self after I put a bad beat on him.

1. And the most important thing i would like to do is: screw with Ivey mind, call him a fish and such, after every hand he plays i would comment on how bad he played it, how horrible he is at poker, see if he tilts.

2. I would ask Gus Hansen if he wants to play a game of backgammon with me. And hopefully i'd kick his ass with some luck, than we would go pick up some chiks.

3. I would tell Negreanu to spot bragging about the fact that he is a vegan, because vegan is not how man evolved to be this smart, explain him that in fact, we are where we are because our ancestors ware big time hunters, and they ware the best.

4. Tell Joe Cada he looks retarded.

i'll think of more.

Lose $10K.

LOL

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Oh and don't forget the tirade about how Live Poker is rigged when you're dealt a cooler.

I would sit next to JASON ALEXANDER and ask him if he'ld like to do a show about NOTHING!

Too late, William Shatner is already doing that show.

That's only because they have to many re-takes when they shoot their shows!!!

Bring a few extra pr's of underwear.

There are some really good responses in here thus far.....But nothing can top the first 1...