What beer describes you as a poker player?

Maybe this belongs in the lounge, but heck, it has something to do with poker skills, and i figure more people will see it here.

The question is, which beer describes you as a player? Are you a dark stout, agressive and bitter. Cream ale, playing it easy, never getting too upset. A busch lite, agressive, usually to the point of giong on tilt (or passing out on your front steps). Or an abbey ale, one of the exclusive few that has mastered the game?

Go wild, be creative, and hey, its October...drink up.

As for me, I'd say I'm a Mcsorely's ale (NY local, if anyones been to that bar, give a shout). Smooth beer, light, very easy drinkability, and cheap.
Thus, I'm a poor player, can have too much, may go away for a while from it, but keep coming back.

I'm like nasty keg beer, I'm only good when drunk.

Im a coors light, I do the job quickly and efficently.

Carlsberg... it's such a classy beer, and so rich in flavor... that would define me as a smooth player, very patient... and strong at the right moments ;-)