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#1 8th December 2008, 10:33 PM

YouTube - Water Boat Poker Strtaegy: #18 How to Slowroll

There is a whole series of these on youtube, they crack me up.
in this episode he teaches the fine art of slow rolling.

#2 9th December 2008, 7:09 PM

That is, frankly, one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. What's better is the people making comments thinking he's being serious

#3 9th December 2008, 8:18 PM

gotta love/hate this guy. funny stuff. how many vids does this guy have?lol

#4 12th December 2008, 5:19 PM

I love the comment about family being assets, and your son/daughter can become a grinder and you take a portion of the profits, ROFLMAO

#5 27th December 2008, 7:18 AM

are you crazy?you play 7stud 8 1000/2000 without knowing the rule.invite me when you do such things please doo cuzz the chipss would really come in handy lol this video is so long i wish i wouldn't have seen it :S :/

#6 5th January 2009, 3:31 AM

great advice on sit and go's.....
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one of the funnier things ive seen in a while.....
"well its called variance."
"we have a gutshot straight draw here, so were gonna go ahead and just call."

#7 5th January 2009, 4:49 AM

He is the reason why sit and goes are profitable, lol...

Just wish I could have read his user name and stakes so I could add him to my "friends" list to catch him in some games.

#8 5th January 2009, 4:58 AM

low stack so he folds AK utg. this guy deserves to lose.

it's obviously a joke. but then, he may actually think he's that good. here are his sharkscope stats. didn't bother with his OPR.

username = water boat.

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#9 5th January 2009, 5:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adventurebound

He is the reason why sit and goes are profitable, lol...

Just wish I could have read his user name and stakes so I could add him to my "friends" list to catch him in some games.

His name is 'water boat'. He's got lots of these, some posted in the video forum....
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=gder01&view=videos

I posted this one there. Go straight to about 9 minutes. Definitely one of his best.

YouTube - Online Poker Pro Strategy: How To Go All In and Win (#16)

#10 5th January 2009, 5:47 AM

ROTFLAMO! Ya'll have to listen to this guy, esp. his speach about diet and steroids.

fav. quote of the video:
"It's a simple mathematical equation if you go all in 10 times you should win 2, 3, or 4 times, so you want to get rid of those lost all in's in another tournament"

and...
"The whole table is talking trash, I'm just baffled" or the reflection strategy "if he folds we fold, even if we have pocket aces" and then he shoves all in with...(ya gotta watch to see )

#11 5th January 2009, 6:05 AM

"I'm gonna look him up. seven high might be good."

these are obviously a joke and his FT account is a gimmick account as well. there is no explanation otherwise. lol

this is classic. he's alergic to american breastmilk. so he has it deported from canada.

Hey Aloe... oh nevermind.

#12 5th January 2009, 6:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adventurebound

ROTFLAMO!--->"It's a simple mathematical equation if you go all in 10 times you should win 2, 3, or 4 times, so you want to get rid of those lost all in's in another tournament"

BwaaaHaHaaaa....

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#13 5th January 2009, 6:13 AM

ROTFLMAO.... I stopped watching this after his 10th "im not sure y he called"... for all those watching... DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.... ill be sure to take in all of this video for use at my computer....lol

#14 5th January 2009, 6:17 AM

Do yourself a favor and check out this thread he posted on the FT forum. it's just a good as his vids.

#15 5th January 2009, 6:33 AM

"busted this donk." Laughing so hard right now.

#16 5th January 2009, 6:55 AM

I was a Journalism major in college and minored in English and wish that I was brilliant enough to write stuff like this.....it's solid gold!

“OK, looks like we got a weak table here. I don't recognize any of these donkeys but I'm pretty sure they all recognize me.”

“Basically if you need to win a tournament...you can never bust out.”

The condescending emphasis he puts on “donkey” every time he says it makes me laugh so hard I pee a little.

“The chances of aces are just too great...I'm pretty sure the chances of aces against sixes are about 60-40.”

“Nines, haha, this guy's gotta be joking...”

My hats off to you fella, you've created a brilliant product! Good times.

#17 5th January 2009, 8:10 AM

I'm not gonna follow this guy's advice

#18 5th January 2009, 3:27 PM

aaahahahahhhhahaaaaaaaaaa, loved the continuation min bets, and the min value bets with no pair/no hand lmao........ very funny stuff!

#19 5th January 2009, 8:28 PM

only one problem with that, a pro will Never tell you ALL his/her little tricks they use, if they did you could beat them, so beware of advice like that,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,buck

#20 5th January 2009, 9:26 PM

I love how he sounds so serious. Great video

#21 5th January 2009, 9:58 PM

This sounds like the lunchables guy. A baked stoner if i ever heard one.

#22 5th January 2009, 10:28 PM

LOL "okay we have bottom pair, so were going to make a value bet here" and he bets the minimum into a $600 pot LOL... sorry but that's just ridiculous... great post

#23 5th January 2009, 10:35 PM

we should recruit him to CC simply for entertainment purposes.

#24 6th January 2009, 2:50 AM

Well for me he ain't that good of a playerr :S
I agree entirely with chiefer77
he ain't that good :S as he really thinks he is sorry
man for me that's the truth :/

#25 6th January 2009, 6:58 AM

I love his min bets, this dude is seriously though, one of the funniest ppl, that I've watched there videos. The mind bets I just can't get over them. Personally there's no way he can be serious though. His betting is what really kills me, 30 into a 500 bet, and he wonders why there calling him, lol

#26 6th January 2009, 7:26 AM

I looked up his PokerTableRatings.com stats. He's actually a very good player and a comic genius.

#27 6th January 2009, 7:29 AM

watch the moran guy videos hes so funny

YOU ARE IN FIRST POSITION

#28 6th January 2009, 4:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogueRivered

I looked up his PokerTableRatings.com stats. He's actually a very good player and a comic genius.

I agree. Kinda blows me away how many people think he's serious. But if there's any doubt in your mind, he tells you in the first minute here that he's joking. And his general play is a lot more 'normal':

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#29 6th January 2009, 5:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divebitch

I agree. Kinda blows me away how many people think he's serious. But if there's any doubt in your mind, he tells you in the first minute here that he's joking. And his general play is a lot more 'normal':

YouTube - Online Poker Strategy: AA vs KK (#15)

Oh, one more thing...Later in the video, you'll see he's got a custom avatar (that he used 1,000,000 of his 1,500,000 FPTs for).

#30 6th January 2009, 8:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divebitch

Oh, one more thing...Later in the video, you'll see he's got a custom avatar (that he used 1,000,000 of his 1,500,000 FPTs for).

I didn't see the custom avatar (another guy had one), but I was surprised that his voice was basically the same. I thought he was faking that, too, for the joking effect.

#31 7th January 2009, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogueRivered

I didn't see the custom avatar (another guy had one), but I was surprised that his voice was basically the same. I thought he was faking that, too, for the joking effect.

Yup, he's quite the same, but just totally serious in that one, decent play and assessments. But, oops, my bad. His custom avatar is about 5 minutes into this one....

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Actually, I didn't see a custom in that last video table. The guy with the cigar is not custom, nor the 2 females.

#32 7th January 2009, 8:21 PM

I think the guy actually knows how to play....I think that for "training purposes" he acts retarded.....he uses a regular ol' donkwouldnt know about value betting etc..... I've pretty much become this dudes biggest fan in the last few days.....ill sit and watch him play for 30 mins just to get a huge laugh every ten minutes or so....I mean he has a video called erections and poker.....he talks about the vunderbluff or wonderbluff....his strategy is to twilight people....sometimes he even goes the reverse twilighting route.....I recommend you watch more from this guy cause when you really examine what he is doing from someone who understands what he is talking about and watch him execute it soooo horribly wrong, its truly hilarious.....

#33 7th January 2009, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divebitch

Actually, I didn't see a custom in that last video table. The guy with the cigar is not custom, nor the 2 females.

He comes in at around 7:00 minutes, Larry1301, upper right.

I see the Water Boat one now. That's impressive to have one of those.

#34 8th January 2009, 1:14 AM

ill take it but, Ill probably have to send full tilt an email or something.......

#35 14th January 2009, 3:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefer77

Do yourself a favor and check out this thread he posted on the FT forum. it's just a good as his vids.

Lol, best post has to be the tip about eating cold meat so it digests slow thus playing longer tables without getting hungry, guy replies (jokingly I think) claiming its a super-advanced strategy lol.

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