VP Pappy's Ten Commandment of Poker

#1 15th June 2010, 9:29 PM

VP Pappy’s Ten Commandments of Poker

1. Thou shalt not worship any hand when thy suspects that better hands are out there before thee.
2. Thou shalt attempt to make stacks of chips that reach to the heavens.
3. Thou shalt make no bets and raises in vain.
4. Thou shalt remember thy bankroll and keep it from becoming holy.
5. Thou shalt honor the rules of the game.
6. Thou shalt not murder the dealer.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery at the poker table unless thou art prepared to go all-in.
8. Thou shalt attempt to steal blinds and pots.
9. Thou shalt bear false bets and raises against thy neighbors.
10. Thou "shalt" covet and attempt to acquire thy neighbor's chips.

#2 15th June 2010, 9:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VP Pappy

VP Pappy’s Ten Commandments of Poker

1. Thou shalt not worship any hand when thy suspects that better hands are out there before thee.
2. Thou shalt attempt to make stacks of chips that reach to the heavens.
3. Thou shalt make no bets and raises in vain.
4. Thou shalt remember thy bankroll and keep it from becoming holy.
5. Thou shalt honor the rules of the game.
6. Thou shalt not murder the dealer.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery at the poker table unless thou art prepared to go all-in.
8. Thou shalt attempt to steal blinds and pots.
9. Thou shalt bear false bets and raises against thy neighbors.
10. Thou "shalt" covet and attempt to acquire thy neighbor's chips.

lol at 4 and 7

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