| This is a discussion on Um, Poker Poetry...Sorry within the online poker forums, in the General Poker section; Donkeyland Under the gun raise with the nuts WTF 6 callers? oh man does this suck Off to the flop i guess we'll all go ... |
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| Um, Poker Poetry...Sorry Donkeyland Under the gun raise with the nuts WTF 6 callers? oh man does this suck Off to the flop i guess we'll all go I better flop quads or how else will I know if ive still got the best hand Heck, I shoulda pushed allin here in donkeyland An Ace a six and a seven is what falls i check, theres a bet, 2 raises 3 calls! i know i have the nuts but seat 4 has some balls! I reraise allin, 1 caller, 2 callers, then three callers whoa, 3 players folded so to the turn we will go 4 handed and wondering what the heck they will show the turn was a blank and the river a brick ah I know what you were thinking I know what you assumed that here in donkeyland pocket aces must lose Well that is my story my ryhme and my tale of the hand that kept me off of the rail And just cause your wondering oh yes it would seem that the previous hand was only a dream I'll admit it makes sense good sense you see cause two hands before Jen Tilly was playing strip poker with me now if you'll excuse me I'm going back to sleep Strip poker with Greg Raymer?! Now there's a bad beat!!! |
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| re: Um, Poker Poetry...Sorry how about a competition for the writing the best poker poem. sounds like fun. here's mine: poker ain't fun when your under the gun, play from the button and you'll win more. the last two lines don't rhyme but that's 'arty' |
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| From the guy that wears a three piece suit, with designer sunglasses and headphones to play poker... online. Comes another "omg, why does he take the time to write these" poem. Enjoy! Untitled suited connectors 67 J10 The question isn't whether to raise with them but how often and when Your opponent, the villain, Hes a rock you can tell only raising with Aces, Kings, and AK as well you look down from the button and what do you see? why a spaded four and a diamond 3 you throw your chips in and then smile inside you know lady luck will be on your side your opponent he is well a nit after all and you are a shark just look at that call the flop it comes down and its brick brick brick the villain bets big and you lose no more chips this happens all day for 6 hours at least you keep missing the flop man you don't get a piece till finally all of your calling pays up and there in the big blind you flop the nuts He bets and you know that you're way ahead you raise him allin He calls drawing dead you smile, almost giggle and then lick your lips then spend the next six hands just stacking your chips he calls you a donkey and says your a fish you say "buying in again?" he says i wish See bankroll management's really the key Well that and and flopping the nuts with an offsuit 43 |
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| guys, ur rock! really nice poetry! It is not mine, but I like it: I have no cash flow… deposit my last 20 dollars play a sit-n-go. finish 1st place! enter a bigger race. Absolute Poker 5k my lucky day? 1st out of 236 luck, skill and some tricks. now i can pay the rent in three days my bankrolls spent |
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| Quote:
other parts were kinda like "Twas the night before Christmas" |
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| Whist ~ Eugene Fitch Ware Hour after hour the cards were fairly shuffled And fairly dealt, but still I got no hand; The morning came, and with a mind unruffled I only said, "I do not understand." Life is a game of whist. From unseen sources The cards are shuffled and the hands are dealt; Blind are our efforts to control the forces That, though unseen, are no less strongly felt. I do not like the way the cards are shuffled, But yet I like the game and want to play; And through the long, long night will I, unruffled, Play what I get until the break of day. - |
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