TOP 5 WORST POKER COMEBACKS

Sometimes when someone insults you at the poker table, you shoot back with the perfect, witty, incisive retort. Then there's most of the time, when you say shit like this:

5) Oh yeah? Well, your mom draws dead.
4) I may be stupid, but you're winning.
3) Well, you know, if even a retard wouldn't make that call, then I guess that makes me a super-retard.
2) Maybe I don't have brains but it takes more than brains for .... uh .... **** you.
1) Speaking of bad calls, God made a bad call when he made your face. Like you said I made a bad call and your face, that's also a bad call. By God. The making your face the way he did. Which is worse than my call. Because you're ugly, and it's God's fault.

'Well at least I'm not a faggot'

I love that one especially when I come back with that I'm a lesbian and don't you wish you could watch.

I did watch and it was memorable

'stfu, I win 30 of these a day and have an ITM of 114%'

I saw some clown type in a Absolute freeroll that he was a pro a couple of years, and when I told him he was bullsh$%, he responded by saying that, "These are great practice for the big tournaments!"

Yeah, because there are just scads of douchebags pushing all-in on the first hand with 9-4 offsuit :-\

Nothing wrong with that, I always say "so you like the same thing I do"

The 2 i use are

(When sucking someone out of a tournament)

"I'd like to argue with you, but i'm busy playing poker"

and

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