Is there a Screename you wish you had used?

If you had it to do over again, what would your screename be? No restrictions.

I've seen some good ones, bad ones, interesting ones & some that broadcast stupidity.

Some notables include...

Blodog (there was a previous thread about this name, it was found in a CC freeroll, props to you, whoever you are)
ouy kcuhp (figure it out but don't repeat it)
Suited Pair (and probably 13 variations)
Poker God (Napoleon Complex)
ImNotLuckyUR (see reference above)
ThisSideTowardsEnema (Sick military reference)
ObamaBinLaden (I'm Conservative, but there's a limit to how far I'll go)

If I had it to do over again, it would be a coin flip between Donkus Maximus, and JessEmiRi (my daughters are Jessica, Emily and Riley)

I'm c9h13no3 all over the internet, so I'm pretty much stickin' with this name.

Was C2H5OH taken, or are you not a drinker?

SofaKingCool...maybe...but KingCurtis and my newly likable nickname "KC" is just so catchy, it would be weird to go by anything else, and like Irexes said in another thread, I would probably answer to someone if they called me by that out in the streets..

i still have m1kehntichy but only use it for funny money

ChaserEraser and MookieMcDoogle

I use my initials and birthdate. (I know lame) The best one I've seen lately was on Carbon the other night..........HoLeeSheet........LMAO

Haha nice topic.
I would leave mine the way it is: ElChamaa

It's in arabic so that's why you didn't understand it

SweetLeaf. 2dogsphucking. ChipsAhoy.

I think I would find Jamie Gold's home phone number and just use that.

JKo

McLovin77

Other than that, Inscore77 works for me

I'm happy with mine, people often think i'm drunk after making a strange play... but i think i can use that to my advantage most of the time.

KingJackOff

Oopspoops

or sdoodsdoo

Wish I'd used MrGorton.

i wish i would have used chiefer77 on fulltilt rather than my actual name.

I'm pretty sure my username(plants name) everywhere should have been marajuana and not aloevera

i wish i used "123456789" as my screenname on the pokersites

Obv. DONK

I am pretty happy with the one i have NERD22, it seems to throw people off alil haha. If I were to choose another one it would have to be Smoothcall.

Peace O'Daflop

Should have used DUMBO then when you suckout on someone they might not question your play.

Love mine... yes I drive a Camaro and I have major road rage, just no rage at the tables.

Love it when people think I'm on tilt from a suckout or bad beat. I just let it slide, but I don't let them know I'm lmao.

My all time favorite is "juicyasshole", but a chick on Partypoker has it already. I also like "faketitty"- also taken. I might use "chipwhisperer" soon. I thought of it last week.

"ardass" nearly i use this nick name all networks

FREETARDED.....or FREETARD

I woulda gone with either of those if I thought of it before I was signed up everywhere with wachinpntdry

some other good ones would be...

HurryTheFukUpnGoAlready

YerNotQualifiedToPlayOneTournyAndYetYouTryToPlay7A tOnceHurryUpSlowpoke

(maybe you can tell I hate slow people.....I love slowplay.....hate slow play)

You're 83yo?


If you used your real name, email support and they may allow you to change it. I had a friend do the same and emailed (or called don't recall now) support and mentioned he played during the daytime sometimes an didn't want our boss to see his name. They allowed him to change it, but told him he couldn't change again.


As for new names:
Fu-Q
SuckOutOnMe
Eye-Suck
TakeMyMoney (since they do)

...or something to mess with other player's minds. I played with a username that referenced not playing J's: PutDowTheJacks, DontPlayJacks, FoldTheJs or something like that. My first hand against him was honestly pocket J's... he had Q's. I laughed and said I should've put down the jacks. He told me it was actually a note to himself. But everytime I got J's against him I thought "I should put down the J's". Even though it was a note to himself (supposedly), it messed with my mind a little.

So what about if your sat at a table in a CC game with Kingturd on your left and Skidmark on your right,,,lmao

Im happy with mine, but I yearn for something with more flash and pizazz

like..........Carl72, bob1981, mike12564....something along these lines

i use bulletsaa123 for pretty much everything. lol its pretty straighforward so i can actually remember it because if i try to get creative i know i will forget it lol. it makes sense though at least

there's this "clan" which obligates their members to make a name with "eat". That's got some pretty nice names

I looked that clan up again and it's called "I eat Poker"-clan. So they have to use "I eat" in stead of just "eat".

A funny one:

I eat She cooks
or
I eat 2 be Cool

One of my recent discoveries is that the cards AK are named by some Anna Kurnikova just like the famous russian tennis player.She's mostly known about her beauty and not about her achievents i tennis.
Likewise AK in all-in pre-flop situations seldom prevail on other combinations.So AK is beautifull to see but doesn't do much just like the tennis player...So KurnikovHunter would be great,in my opinion

canine was one I want to use =) ... Its looks like my sure name.. Canesin.. and is a card reference also