Thank God For Morons and Suckouts

#1 12th October 2007, 4:18 AM

In the last half an hour

1. The hand to link me to next time I complain about a bad beat:

Stacks: - UTG+4 with $12.75 - CO with $14.60 - BTN with $6.30 - SB with $6.70 - BB with $7.85 - UTG with $12.20 - UTG+1 with $6.45 - UTG+2 with $17.95 - UTG+3 with $10.20

Site: Pokerstars
Holecards:
- UTG (Hero) is dealt

(Sklansky group 1)
Preflop:
- UTG (Hero) raises $0.20 to $0.30
- UTG+2 calls [$0.30]
- CO calls [$0.30]
- BTN raises $1.30 to $1.60
- UTG (Hero) raises $2.25 to $3.85
- BTN raises $2.45 to $6.30 [ all-in ]
- UTG (Hero) calls [$2.45]
- Folds: 7
- Potsize: $13.35
Flop:

- Potsize: $13.35
Turn:

- Potsize: $13.35
River:

Results:
- UTG shows a full house, Kings full of Eights:

- BTN doesn't show.
- UTG collected $12.70 from pot

And time for the moron:
Stacks: - SB with $10.90 - BB with $5.30 - UTG with $9.30 - UTG+1 with $5.45 - UTG+2 with $7.55 - UTG+3 with $4.35 - CO with $6.80 - BTN with $14.60

Site: Pokerstars
Holecards:
- SB (Hero) is dealt

(Sklansky group 1)
Preflop:
- UTG+1 calls [$0.10]
- UTG+3 raises $0.30 to $0.40
- CO calls [$0.40]
- SB (Hero) raises $0.70 to $1.10
- BB calls [$1]
- UTG+3 calls [$0.70]
- CO calls [$0.70]
- Folds: 4
- Potsize: $4.5
Flop:

- SB bets [$0.60]
- BB calls [$0.60]
- Folds: 2
- Potsize: $5.7
Turn:

- SB bets [$2]
- BB raises $1.60 to $3.60 [ all-in ]
- SB calls [$1.60]
- Potsize: $12.9
River:

Results:
- SB shows a full house, Jacks full of Eights:

- BB doesn't show.
- SB collected $12.30 from pot

He mucked AJ

And now just for the lucky hand:
Stacks: - UTG+2 with $12.50 - UTG+3 with $9.25 - UTG+4 with $10.30 - CO with $5.00 - BTN with $8.25 - SB with $17.75 - BB with $6.30 - UTG with $18.10 - UTG+1 with $10.10

Site: Pokerstars
Holecards:
- SB (Hero) is dealt

(Sklansky group 4)
Preflop:
- UTG+2 calls [$0.10]
- CO: checks
- SB (Hero) calls [$0.05]
- BB: checks
- Folds: 5
- Potsize: $0.4
Flop:

- SB bets [$0.20]
- UTG+2 calls [$0.20]
- CO raises $0.20 to $0.40
- SB calls [$0.20]
- UTG+2 calls [$0.20]
- Folds: 1
- Potsize: $1.6
Turn:

- SB bets [$0.40]
- CO raises $4.10 to $4.50 [ all-in ]
- SB calls [$4.10]
- Folds: 1
- Potsize: $10.6
River:

Results:
- SB shows a full house, Tens full of Queens:

- CO shows a straight, Ten to Ace:

- SB collected $10.10 from pot

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