Talk about being a sore loser..

I get this email which I figured was coming as soon as the guy in the chat said pokerstars will lock my account. Give me a break. Now I gotta go fax them my license.

Anyway one donk was running his mouth in the chat and I shut him up by taking his stack. He started saying things to me which brought us to a heated discussion where i joked I was 5. Give me a break pokerstars. Does anyone else find it funny that they take me joking about being 5 as seriously as a bomb threat... christ thats a little dumb. Oh well the dude is now on my buddylist and I am taking all of his bankroll over the next month.

I think a ROFL is necessary here.

Lol, i can see if some1 says they are like 16 and they send that email.

But 5 years old, this should not be taken seriously.

I dont really know what to say, the ****ing retardedness of the human race strikes again.

How could someone honestly believe a 5 year old could grasp the concept of poker.... prolly some foreign retard that they pay $1 an hour to scan emails.

do 5 year olds know how to play poker?

seriously. ROFL.

Yeah as much as I like PS's support.. this one.. well I might give it a pass.

do they have a phone number id call them up and rage on them

You should seriously consider putting his username on here so an army of 5 year olds(CC members.lol) can also take his money.

foldMRcall

Let looose boys. (notice i didn't say men?)

I have an idea that may work, why don't we all flood pokerstars with e-mails about premierplayer and how he is not 5 years old, I'll start, I assume your PS username is the same as CC name?

He's not on right now or he has blocked himself from search.
What time of day was this?

Around 12/12:30 EST

Let's just have everyone at CC report foldMRcall to PokerStars for death threats and spreading Nazi propaganda.

fax was sent just waiting to hear back from them.

wow thats ridiculous

Or create a fake account, play at a table with him, then after the guilt is too much admit to teamwork with him.

Thank you for reminding me why I could not care less that I was banned for life from PokerStars three years ago. I made the mistake of using profanity with a PS support person in response to MY account being closed "for investigation of irregularities during game play" in a sit-n-go tournament. They shut me down for two weeks while they supposedly went through the archived hand histories in an effort to find out if I was involved in some sort of collusion with the total strangers at my table. Shoot, I had been playing poker for about two months...I didn't even know how to play, much less how to cheat! I finally lost my patience and my vocabulary control, which resulted in a banning for "abusive language toward a PokerStars administrator". I checked in with them last week, out of curiosity as to whether I could play CC events there. Nope, still banned. Will always be banned. Big f***ing deal.

Cardschat have recently observed your thread in which you claim that you are only 5 years old. The minimum age requirement to post on Cardschat is 6 years of age. Cardschat treats such post claims just as airport security treats "jokes" about bombs -- hilarious and worthy of LMAO until proven otherwise. As such, I have mocked your account pending receipt of $50 via Pokerstars transfer.

That's just stupid. What if someone used the old "were you born yesterday?" on you and you replied yes?

well since I don't own a fax machine, I took a picture with my camera phone. Apparently it wasn't good enough for them and was too blurry. You can see the birthday on the damn thing. Oh well guess I gotta go to a real fax machine. boooo pokerstars.

im going to try that one on someone then report them if they say yes.

Don't you have a scanner or a digital camera?

Also, what stakes was your "buddy" playing? If he blocked his search, we can look for him game by game.

was sittin on a .5/.10 table lol

lol this thread is great

premier did you point them to this thread here?

No but they are taking forever to respond lol.

Lol i didn't feel like driving into town to use a copy machine and a fax machine. Hell, I shouldn't of had to do anything. I am wondering if I kid around and say I am 3 they will want proof again.. if they ever get back to me.

Wow! I guess Big Brother IS watching!

The next time I'm at the airport, I'm gonna yell really loud "I"M 5!!!" and the only people who will know what I mean are right here.

lol it could happen! Myself, I been playin since I was two!

This is way too funny!!!!!

What isn't funny is my account is still locked.

ya but you know sooner or later it will be fixed just dont swear at em and stay cool and calm :P

Someone should call them and just go ape nuts on them and see what they do....after you cash out all your money of course See what they say about their "5 year old" policy lol

I wasnt going to get involved but I will email them now.