suggestions for the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF POKER!

I want to start a ten commandments of poker thread just for S&G's.

Something like...

Thou shall think about folding pocket Kings, Queens, or Jacks when re-raised.

Honor thy player who comes in for a raise, when they have actively been playing a tight game.

Thou shalt not limp under the gun with 72o

or if you're someone I'm playing against:

Thou shalt fold AA in any positiion, even from the BB in an unraised pot (It's a trouble hand, it's only going to lead to a hard decision )

Thou shalt not try to bluff a donkey.

thou shall not play the first two hands of a freeroll.

Thou shalt not----unless of course-----although-----it depends.

Thou shall not go all-in, suck out and win the pot, and then announce that you did that because you have to leave.

Thou shall not play 2 suited connectors after a re-raise because they look nice.

Thou shall not say: thank you after winning a pot without anyone complimenting you on your play or cards.

1) Thou shalt not tilt. Ever. I mean it.

2) Thou shalt think over every decision made for at least 5 seconds. Yes, even the times thou must 'check' the BB.

3) Thou shalt not play Razz. Because I sayest so.

4) Remember to place thine card protector over thine cards, to keep them safe from mucking.

5) Honor thy raiser when he is Under Thine Gun.

6) Thou shalt not murder Donkeys. Even when they really deserve it.

7) Thou shalt not commit adultery during the poker game. Wait until it is over please.

8) Thou shalt not raise simply to steal blinds, unless thou can get away with it.

9) Thou shalt not send too many false tells. That is what headphones and dark eyeglasses are far.

10) Thou shalt covet thine neighbor's chips.

--From the Book of Second Negraneu, 5:6-21

Thou shalt not complain moan and groan because you played the hand wrong from the very start.

Thou shalt not play 10-2 just because the old man does.

Yeah, 10 2 for the lose. Doyle plays it because he can AFFORD it hehe


Regular guy: "Omg!!1 how did my 10 2 not hold up $50 gone wahhhh!!"


Doyle: "LoLz I just lost $50,000 with my 10 2 oh wells!"

Thou shall not go all in on the first hand of a tourney with crap cards.

Thou shall not tell other poker players that they stink at poker.

Thou shall help the weak minded grow in the game of poker.

Thou shalt never play 72 off suit

He who sayeth "one time" more than one time shalt be struck dumb.

Thou shalt always remember that a flush beats a straight.

Thou shalt never covet thy neighbors cards, only his chips.

thou shalt kill all donkeys or team up against one

thou shall not go all in preflop on first hand of tourney.

Thou shall not min-raise on the SB on an unraised pot. Ever.

Thou shalt not try and take pots against DaFrench1 or stealeth his blinds

You have to repeat this about 20 times, I'm looking for a subliminal effect here.

qft!

Thou must speak to me of this "qft". What pray, does it mean?

Yea - it is driving me crazy lol. I think I have the f figured out.

Quoted for Truth

Thou shalt remember it is 2 from your hand and 3 from the board in Omaha

Thou shalt not apply an excessive number of rules to thine play

Remembering this 1 is VERY important T.T

please tell me (a dumb a) what is a donkey

What seany said:
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Thou shalt not ever take a piss before the official break (or you will come rushing back only to see AA folded,the only time you get it).

Amen, brother.

Thou shalt not steal the big-stack's blind so often that he wakes up and smites thee.

I like #2 here...

Thou shalt fold before me

Although this seems a little blashphemous... It's all in good fun...

finally somone who agrees with me i hate people who say ty after somone else has said nh. like they had anything to do with the cards