Subnormal primates?

#1 17th February 2010, 2:04 AM

So I was watching Late Night Poker, and a guy called Marc Goodwin said something along the lines of

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Internet players - well, if they ever leave the house I judge them as normal, but I know that most of them don’t. So they are like subnormal primates who just sit in front of a TV and gamble in their underpants

Who is Marc Goodwin anyway, I haven't heard of him before?

He was referring to Luke Schwartz... who I have heard of before!

Sour grapes?

#2 17th February 2010, 5:15 AM

So you don't post for like 9 months and then you come back with this post???

How ya been?

#3 17th February 2010, 5:25 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWuckingFurries

So I was watching Late Night Poker, and a guy called Marc Goodwin said something along the lines of Who is Marc Goodwin anyway, I haven't heard of him before?

He was referring to Luke Schwartz... who I have heard of before!

Sour grapes?

Well I prefer to gamble in my depends No need to leave the table for those annoying bathroom breaks Welcome back Furries

#4 17th February 2010, 3:56 PM

What are underpants?

#5 17th February 2010, 4:07 PM

IDK what he's talking about. I got a catheter and colostomy bag surgically inserted just so I can sit on my ass and gamble all day without a worry other than pressure ulcers. Put on my beer helmet, and 70's porn on my big screen for in game entertainment, and i'm good to go. He's the one missing out, not me.

#6 3rd March 2010, 2:08 AM

In the UK "pants" is a type of underwear, not trousers. Actually it was our language anyway long before the USA even existed, so we shouldn't have to explain ourselves.

I'm great, thanks for asking. Just stopped playing online poker because bricks and mortar is so much easier.

#7 3rd March 2010, 2:10 AM

That doesn't mean you should just disappear. Glad to hear all is well.

#8 3rd March 2010, 2:15 AM

Yes I was quite sad to see Zach move on, because he was one of the main reasons I signed up in the first place. Still miss quite a few other people here though, so I will continue to pop in from time to time.

#9 3rd March 2010, 3:04 AM

Underpants I thought subnormal primates just went comando

Beau

#10 3rd March 2010, 3:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DawgBones

Well I prefer to gamble in my depends No need to leave the table for those annoying bathroom breaks Welcome back Furries

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Originally Posted by AceZWylD

IDK what he's talking about. I got a catheter and colostomy bag surgically inserted just so I can sit on my ass and gamble all day without a worry other than pressure ulcers. Put on my beer helmet, and 70's porn on my big screen for in game entertainment, and i'm good to go. He's the one missing out, not me.

No surgery for me or sitting in my own .... well you know, just get one of these..

#11 3rd March 2010, 4:53 AM

Live players have a chip on their shoulder about internet players because top tier internet players have a much deeper understanding of the game than live players.

If most well known strictly live players turned on a computer and got on the tables they'd get crushed. To satisfy their ego they have to belittle internet players.

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