****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

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  #1
1st September 2009, 1:14 AM
Dorkus Malorkus
 
Plays at: Stars
Game: yes
****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

making this thread before switch makes one called "sandwich september chat thread" or something.

please confess itt if you had to go to dictionary.com to find out what salacious means.
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  #2
1st September 2009, 1:15 AM
switch0723
 
why would you make a thread about saliva?
  #3
1st September 2009, 1:16 AM
Dorkus Malorkus
 
Plays at: Stars
Game: yes
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorkus Malorkus
please confess itt if you had to go to dictionary.com to find out what salacious means.
1. switch0723
  #4
1st September 2009, 1:17 AM
dakota-xx
 
Plays at: pokerstars
Game: NL Holdem
I was gonna call it the Sexy Switch September Chat Thread.
  #5
1st September 2009, 1:18 AM
switch0723
 
hazar, you has failed. I still don't know what it means, but i live by the motto, if it looks like something and sounds like something, it probably is that thing. So this thread probably is about saliva
  #6
1st September 2009, 1:18 AM
Dorkus Malorkus
 
Plays at: Stars
Game: yes
Quote:
Originally Posted by dakota-xx
I was gonna call it the Sexy Switch September Chat Thread.
then i'm doubly glad i made it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by switch0723
hazar, you has failed. I still don't know what it means, but i live by the motto, if it looks like something and sounds like something, it probably is that thing. So this thread probably is about saliva
switch sounds like.................... witch.
  #7
1st September 2009, 1:19 AM
switch0723
 
re: ****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

I am guessing that more than half of my posts itt will be about the godlyness of nhl10
  #8
1st September 2009, 1:20 AM
switch0723
 
fwiw i would have called it suck my salicious thread
  #9
1st September 2009, 1:22 AM
Dorkus Malorkus
 
Plays at: Stars
Game: yes
a friend of mine has nhl09 for the xbox and i enjoy playing it despite knowing nothing about ice hockey.

he also has madden and that's like playing chess without the use of hands while blindfolded though.
  #10
1st September 2009, 1:25 AM
switch0723
 
does he let you use his other toys aswell?
  #11
1st September 2009, 1:27 AM
Dorkus Malorkus
 
Plays at: Stars
Game: yes
call the xbox a 'toy' to bill gates face and he'll........ umm cower and say something nerdy while then proceeding to dive around in a giant pool of money, probably.
  #12
1st September 2009, 1:34 AM
switch0723
 
Thread needs to be christened with some early run good

  #13
1st September 2009, 1:45 AM
Dorkus Malorkus
 
Plays at: Stars
Game: yes
would will smith count as a guilty music pleasure for that thread? >_>
  #14
1st September 2009, 1:47 AM
switch0723
 
re: ****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

um no, it should go in, you suck at life if you don't pleasure it thread ldo. Thread needs moar Hayley aswell

  #15
1st September 2009, 2:24 AM
vanquish
 
september always blows
  #16
1st September 2009, 2:39 AM
WVHillbilly
 
Plays at: Full Tilt
September is the greatest month ever imo.

WVU football starts this weekend.
NFL football next Thursday.
Weather is already changing (supposed to be upper 40s here tonight).

Doesn't get much better than September.
  #17
1st September 2009, 2:57 AM
Lemlywinks
 
Plays at: Pokerstars
Game: Holdem
I'm digging the title, dorkus
  #18
1st September 2009, 3:04 AM
NiceNisus
 
Plays at: Pokerstars
Game: anything
September means miniFTOPS is coming!
I find that exciting. Especially because the next SCOOP micro stakes on Stars isn't for an eternity.
  #19
1st September 2009, 3:09 AM
vanquish
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by WVHillbilly
September is the greatest month ever imo.

WVU football starts this weekend.
NFL football next Thursday.
Weather is already changing (supposed to be upper 40s here tonight).

Doesn't get much better than September.

october is better

hockey starts, football in full swing,

plus its the month vanquish was born!
  #20
1st September 2009, 3:12 AM
slycbnew
 
Plays at: PS/FT/Ultimatebet
Game: NLHE/Omaha
Sept is off to a good start, may it continue... august sucked
  #21
1st September 2009, 3:14 AM
WVHillbilly
 
Plays at: Full Tilt
re: ****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

Quote:
Originally Posted by vanquish
october is better

hockey starts, football in full swing,

plus its the month vanquish was born!

Yes, but September is the month Hillbilly was born.

So Sept.>>>>Oct.
  #22
1st September 2009, 5:26 AM
blankoblanco
 
Plays at: Full Tilt
Game: NL Hold 'em
in before anyone says "wake me up when september ends"

i woulda called it spectacular september since both words have similar letters at the beginning and it would give positive vibes. but this'll do

Last edited by blankoblanco : 1st September 2009 at 5:27 AM. Reason: and i knew salacious meant something sexy but i looked it up anyway
  #23
1st September 2009, 5:29 AM
Emperor IX
 
Plays at: Pokerstars
Game: Hold 'em
Quote:
Originally Posted by blankoblanco
in before anyone says "wake me up when september ends"

i woulda called it spectacular september since both words have similar letters at the beginning and it would give positive vibes. but this'll do
I got dibs on October. Should be fun

oh, and lol at your ghost edit for your answer about looking it up :P
  #24
1st September 2009, 5:31 AM
Caseace48
 
Plays at: pokerstars
Game: holdem
Sept = NFL Starts

Enough said
  #25
1st September 2009, 6:21 AM
Mortis
 
Plays at: Full Tilt
Game: HE & StudHi
Playin' a 9-player Omaha Hi game, and got this hand ---




And as I was typing this, got this hand ----



What are the odds of getting quad starting hands in Omaha?
  #26
1st September 2009, 6:31 AM
D'wilius
 
~1/20k for any single hand (but obv if you play alot of hands...). Twice in one session...that's rare.
  #27
1st September 2009, 7:11 AM
vanquish
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emperor IX
I got dibs on October. Should be fun

oh, and lol at your ghost edit for your answer about looking it up :P
Thank God Vanquish Was Born Poker Chat Thread!


right?
  #28
1st September 2009, 7:29 AM
eNTy
 
re: ****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

oct>sept
birthday in oct kinda blows though

gotta play 100k hands this month gogog ?
btw: insta cash credits are back on stars, i need to play 120k hands to get the $1k one fml, might do it as well fml^2
$1248 for 77.5k fpp

Last edited by eNTy : 1st September 2009 at 7:42 AM.
  #29
1st September 2009, 7:33 AM
cAPSLOCK
 
Plays at: Pokerstars
Game: PLO8, NLHE
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortis

What are the odds of getting quad starting hands in Omaha?
Slightly wider than winning with them.
  #30
1st September 2009, 7:50 AM
Emperor IX
 
Plays at: Pokerstars
Game: Hold 'em
Quote:
Originally Posted by vanquish
Thank God Vanquish Was Born Poker Chat Thread!


right?
You are soooo close ldo
  #31
1st September 2009, 8:02 AM
c9h13no3
 
Plays at: Ultimatebet/FT
Btw, just in case anyone is interested, I've got 2 spots left to fill in a $50 fantasy football (not soccer) league. PM me if interested.
  #32
1st September 2009, 9:16 AM
F Paulsson
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorkus Malorkus
please confess itt if you had to go to dictionary.com to find out what salacious means.
I went to m-w.com to find out. Is that OK?
  #33
1st September 2009, 9:48 AM
cAPSLOCK
 
Plays at: Pokerstars
Game: PLO8, NLHE
Quote:
Originally Posted by vanquish
Thank God Vanquish Was Born Poker Chat Thread!


right?
Sure. I'm feelin it.
  #34
1st September 2009, 9:59 AM
cAPSLOCK
 
Plays at: Pokerstars
Game: PLO8, NLHE
OK... I actually have a goal for a change this month, and I am going to post it here.

This is a minor vindication.

See I have this thing, where I will not play at Full Tilt because years ago I signed up (WITH NO AFFILIATE... straight at their site) to play a little play money poker.

Now that I play online for money I have no rakeback with them, and they don't seem inclined to send me that email saying I am signed up... though I have written them to tell them I will NOT play at their site with a real disadvantage against my competition. It seems quite unfair to treat me differently.

So now they have their "Take 2 promotion".

I will play EXACTLY as much poker as is necessary -- 1 bonus point worth for 25 days -- to take their $50 from them.

And no more than that. Or at least as close as I possibly can get to only 1 point/day.

When I am done I will transfer the money to pokerstars and write them an email thanking them for it and letting them know I'll be playing poker with it at STARS and paying 100% rake there.

They won't notice most likely...

But it will be fun for me.

1 down. 25 to go. (Oh.. and haha... I doubled my meager bankroll at 02PLO8 to earn the 1 point today... if I can keep it up I won't even have to fund the account any)



F*&k you Full Tilt.
  #35
1st September 2009, 1:03 PM
chuG
 
Game: Hold Them
re: ****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorkus Malorkus
please confess itt if you had to go to dictionary.com to find out what salacious means.
Of course I didnt.....

....(I typed "define:salacious" in my google toolbar)
 



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