Please help! owe 6 thousand dollars.

I havent heard about the magnet thread....can anyone link me?

(http://www.cardschat.com/search.php?searchid=115904#) I want one of these..

Wow, this is now a sticky, Very Cool.

That's sad. We really need to get some lives or be out playing poker. LOL. Although it is kind of cool.

Sticky? What? Where's the duct tape? I think my heads going to explode.

Check with jQ. I think she had it last.

What moron plays online blackjack for up to 6k?!!?!?!....Oh wait I see this is a test to see if we can pick up on a bluff I call your bluff and re-raise that you should probably get out of the basement you live in and get some air good God Almighty dude. 6k my goodness what a tall tale.

I presume your kidding, but just in case you`re not, read this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A615539

which explains quite succinctly why the Martingale system is a sure-fire why to get in the same kind of mess that Neveragain is talking about.

Yep you're an idiot, but you know that already so other than hoping we'd hold a whip round for you ( ), I dont how telling us what an idiot you are will help you.

If you really do want advice though, then mine is to face up to the consequences of your actions, stop whining and feeling sorry for yourself, and pay the money back (or accept the punishments for not doing so).

Oh no !! Grammatical disaster. Now I`m an idiot too.

The shame, the shame

Snake. If I ever meet you the first thing I will do is punch you right in the ****ing face. You must be pretty sure this kid is joking or spamming to to give this kind of wreckless advice, and nobody can be that sure. Just think about what you're saying! That goes for anyone else who agreed or laughed. Shinedown, you're just pathetic. And Chis? I'm surprised and disapointed.
I think this was an attempt by MrSnake to be edgy, or show some attitude. But you crossed the line.

You're not one of the donks that thinks he should bet on red are you?

Seriously, what exactly do you think OP was hoping to acheive by posting this? That someone would be able to come up with some magical solution to make everything go away and everyone live happily ever after?

In any case I'm calling BS simply because he posted this topic on another site saying that 'as he'd been playing at Party for a few years they'd given him a $10k credit limit', which is obviously the biggest pile of turd ever posted because Party would not give players credit when they have very limited legal means of recovering the funds if they're taken (due to the obviously sketchy legal stance as regards online poker at the moment). Not to mentioning that they wouldn't give someone with a 6k br a 10k credit limit because that would be obviously stupid even beyond Party's occasional stupidity. Here we go, copy/pasted.



We have two possibilities here. Either (a) he is telling the truth but embellishing the story greatly for no particular reason, or (b) he's full of crap and is probably some anti-online poker activist idiot who is out scaremongering. Far more likely to be (b), but either way, I think this thread deserves a good roasting.

The suicide thing is probably taking things a little too far though. There is a line between playful derision and full-blown offensive insults, and I'd be grateful if nobody else crosses it.

Much love,

~Chris

Again not to state the obvious, if he did incure the debt, it is an unsecured debt much like a credit card. The only thing that can be done to him is for them is to sue him to recover. If they win they get a judgement against him. A judgement has to be processed by a sheriff's office. The sherrif must be in the county he lives in. If he moves or the sheriff cannot find him the judgement is worth the paper it is written on. Or he can make payments to them. End of story.

...but all that wouldn't happen.

Good luck to Party if this is true (lol) and they decide to try to collect on an online gambling-incurred debt in a country where the provision of online gambling services is illegal.

The most they can do is write threatening letters.

Now, can we get back to the pressing subject of why black > red?

Hey, he almost has his 15 required post to start playing in our buy-ins. Oh, I guess that might not be a good idea. Then again, he loses a lot. Maybe just one more small online lone from some gullible company...

I think you've already proven that the thread is a load of bull, but I presumed the initial thread was saying he'd borrowed $6K to gamble from another source (i.e Neteller account) and has lost it. Pigs will fly before poker sites will let you play "on credit", and even if you could, gambling debts are not recoverable by law (under UK law anyway). I still think this is a begging scam.

I find it quite a strange coincidence that this is on the heels of the PPA Phone March...and that it is indeed being "broadcasted" in other forums. I think it's online gambling opposition scare tactics. Something they can pull off the internet and say "See? We told you they couldn't handle it!" What a load of garbage, and yes...he's still an idiot.

I don't understand why you would seek help here, for one its open to anyone to few these threads and as the site's about poker the Chance's of someone connected in someway to PP is pretty real. Anyway why are you worrying so much its simply a bad debt they ain't gonna put the biggest poker site through any unwanted publicity for the sake of 6k. Again you must have some other reason to spill your guts to complete strangers many of whom consider you a fake to put it kindly and don't really care about your situation mainly because we don't have a clue who you are. If it is real and your are in this situation you should be more worried by the fact you perpetrated a fraud and should be punished .

Egon, I'm just giving neveragain advice from JD's super secret book on gambling that he's publishing. I get to star in the infomercial. Yes I was joking, and it was a rehash of that method.
I would personally recommend he smacks himself in the head with a large object when he even thinks about gambling.

Hey neveragain I hear DeVry will give anybody a student loan. You work at night, go to school during the day. Get an exciting career in electronics!!

Ok, m8.

I`ve got the same problem in another thread - one of my jokes taken literally.

That`s the problem with this forum. Most of us are halfway to being mad half of the time. So half of what we say gets misunderstood by half of the other halfwits.

Wouldn't that be 1/8 (half x half x half)

Then delete this thread. It serves no purpose.

Egon, i was'nt taking it literally. I'm not offended or mad. Just replying, notice I through in a little humor t ease the mood. Matbe it was bad humor due to me halving halfwit. or 1/8 or what ever it was agreed upon

Four Dogs, I feel I must reply to your message to me here. First off, yes I do this his post is total BS. You say that I can't be that sure, but there are a lot of people on this forum that play alot of poker on the internet is there one person on here that somehow gets credit to gamble on the internet? That is simply ridiculous. I'm not talking about putting it on a credit card because that's not what he said happened. There is no way PartyPoker or anyone else said , "Hey, here's 6K have fun, we'll get it from you sometime".

Second, he says he lost the money gambling and then claims it's fixed. Common, of course it's fixed all casino games are designed with a house edge. (I'm not including poker which is not what he said he lost on)

Then he asks people on the board for help. What help, does he want someone here to loan him the money so he can not pay that back either?

As far as my comment about suicide, maybe that was harsh and was obviously a joke answer to a fake thread, but I still say he has no business breeding. He is obviously lying to all of us here, so what I can't understand is the few that try to give him "good" advice when he is playing everyone for whatever jollies this gives him.

Now, could he have lost 6K some other way and lied about the method it happened. Sure he could have, but if you're going to missrepresent what really happened how can you expect to be taken seriously.

I also don't understand why you would want to punch me in the face for giving this thread the serioulsness it deserves (which is none), and defend the guy that's playing you for a fool.

Either way, if his situation is real or not, he is either a liar (i.e. this thread is fake) or a cheat (he got 6K of credit and then closed his checking account to avoid paying his debt). He has to be one or the other and I have no sympathy at all for either.

So, you may think I am harsh or unsymathetic or just a plain asshole and that's fine, but I am not a liar or a cheat like our friend here that you feel you must defend.

Am I defending anyone? I rarely do that. Throw 'em to the wolves I say. I don't know this kid from Adam and have little sympathy for him or anyone else who can't control themselves. I save my compassion for true victims.
If you read my post (deleted I guess) you'd see that my response wasn't out of compassion for him but was rather directed at your irresponsible and reckless advice to commit suicide (again deleted). Even if Neveragain is totally full of shit, he's not the only one who reads these posts. Some people think they can say or write whatever they like in the name of entertainment. But think about what you're saying for gods sake.

Why are we all getting sucked into this guys and gals ( me included )
this thread has created well over 100 responses and over 1200 hits, go figure?
It certainly has created the desired effect by neveragain.

Well before good members start needless arguments over this foolishness, I'm gonna close this. Four Dogs, you're posts are still there.