Play money LOL

So, I DLed Doingpoker.com and Im playing in their play money tables. I know its play money, but this has to be the most passive play money table i've seen.

This hand made me LOL out loud. Keep in mind this is a NL table.

=== Game 7061-15383058 ===
Start Time: 08:23 am GMT-7/12/2007
Dealer Button : ali. (#8)
motorhi ($65.58)
angieov ($0.00)
parkerad ($102.16)
sheriffuj ($81.29)
PHiLOPiA ($100.00)
Dragones ($211.38)
mohamd-00 ($0.00)
ali. ($113.12)
motorhi posts Small Blind $0.50
parkerad posts Big Blind $1.00
Your turn now
PHiLOPiA posts Big Blind $1.00
Your Pocket cards (6d,9s)
sheriffuj Raises $1.00
Your turn now
PHiLOPiA Folds
Dragones Folds
ali. Folds
motorhi Folds
parkerad Raises $1.00
sheriffuj Raises $1.00
parkerad Calls $1.00
** Dealing Flop ** [Tc,8h,Jh]
parkerad Bets $1.00
sheriffuj Raises $1.00
parkerad Raises $1.00
sheriffuj Raises $1.00
parkerad Raises $1.00
sheriffuj Raises $1.00
parkerad Raises $1.00
sheriffuj Raises $1.00
PHiLOPiA :lol
parkerad Calls $1.00
** Dealing Turn ** 3♠
parkerad Bets $1.00
sheriffuj Calls $1.00
** Dealing River ** J♠
parkerad Bets $1.00
sheriffuj Raises $1.00
parkerad Calls $1.00
sheriffuj Wins $31.50, with full house: three of eights: and two of Jacks (8d,8h,Jh,8s,Js)

As for the software, Im not lilking it. The graphics are nice but thats not really necessary. And it seems to be screwy. I have "auto post blinds" clicked, but it keeps asking me to post the SB and BB. And it seems to be running a bit slow.

Another one

=== Game 7061-15384001 ===
Start Time: 08:37 am GMT-7/12/2007
Dealer Button : PHiLOPiA (#5)
motorhi ($65.08)
angieov ($0.00)
parkerad ($64.16)
sheriffuj ($31.79)
PHiLOPiA ($97.50)
Dragones ($266.38)
mohamd-00 ($124.23)
Dragones posts Small Blind $0.50
mohamd-00 posts Big Blind $1.00
Your Pocket cards (Qc,2s)
angieov leaves the table
motorhi Folds
boneyu joins with $64.39
parkerad Raises $1.00
sheriffuj Raises $1.00
Your turn now
PHiLOPiA Raises $10.00
[I raised 10 here to see what they min-raisers would do when faced with a bigger raise.]
Dragones Folds
mohamd-00 Raises $10.00
[Hasnt played a hand since I sat down so I put this person on a big hand.]
parkerad Raises $10.00
sheriffuj goes All-In $28.79
Your turn now
PHiLOPiA Folds
mohamd-00 Raises $10.00
parkerad Raises $10.00
mohamd-00 Raises $10.00
parkerad Calls $10.00
** Dealing Flop ** [7d,9d,5h]
mohamd-00 Bets $1.00
parkerad Calls $1.00
** Dealing Turn ** 8♥
PHiLOPiA :lolol
mohamd-00 Checks
PHiLOPiA :wtf?
parkerad Checks
[He had like less than one BB]
** Dealing River ** 2♥
mohamd-00 Checks
parkerad Checks
mohamd-00 Wins main pots of $108.87, with a pair of Jacks (Jc,7d,9d,8h,Jh)
mohamd-00 Wins side-1 pots of $64.42, with a pair of Jacks (Jc,7d,9d,8h,Jh)

Again. LOL! I dont get the min reraises.

Anyway, dont DL Doingpoker.com. It sucks.

Apparently their idea of NL is unlimited number of limited raises. But that's not surprising.

hey where'd Audrey Hepburn go?

She got lost.

LOL. I havent resaved it to my computer yet. I deleted it for the short-lived 'banned' gag.

Please use one of these two:




Like her hair better in those ^^

gawd ... 1st one plz, 2nd is horrible in a grotesque sort of way

Tina Fey?! lol


What strikes me as kind of odd about the site you posted HH's from is that they use the "$" at play money tables. Other than that. You'd have to expect some weird shitz to go down, no doubt.

I like the short haired one.

Makes me wanna bend her over and.......... Hmmmmm.

I'm out ~ Kramer from "The Contest"

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above.

Tonight's main news headline - people play bad in play money games!

Also on tonight's news - we bring you world exclusive footage of a bear taking a crap in the woods!

On the plus side, normal improving avatar service is resumed after the little slip up with whoever the heck the last one was.

LOL.

YouTube - BEAR TAKING A DUMP LOL

>_>

All play money tables arent even worth playing. On bodog, everyone that joins a playmoney table loses half of the table on the first hand. = /

Is it worth it for us to even disuss this?

lol. probably not.

philthy don't get me wrong.

You are one of the few people who it is worth it to do things for.

I hope one day you will start believing in yourself as much as we do in yourself.

It is on the other hand worth discussing the number of bears shitting in the woods vs the number who are shitting above their BR IE shortshitted.

Would that not be a stinky topic?

Depends on the mods willingness to participate in this endeavor.