online vs b&m ( live )

im sure this post has been posted in the past but im kinda new so forgive me if it has.

LIVE PLAY
1.more personal
2.differant suroundings
3.noise
4.distractions
5.older style poker players
6.drunks
7.fully clothed lol unless strip poker
8.smell
9.crappy music
10.and always 1 loud mouth you cant put ignore
11.less bad beats
12.slower play
13.i dont get kick off line on live games
14.receive money that after play
15.get out of the house
16.meet people
17.bad breathe
18.cant pass gas
19.secertly picks nose
20.walks 50 yards to the restroom
21.gives my wife my winnings for slots ( which she loses )
22.deals with crappy dealers ( low percentage)
23. no smoking
24.watered down drinks
25.joy of taking the loud mouths money as he watchs you rake it in


ONLINE PLAY
1.more hands, which leads to more bad beats
2.play naked if i chose
3.no shower needed
4.more donkeys
5.younger players differant style
6.ignore button works
7.no gas to the b&m
8.wait on my check
9.openly picks nose
10.passes gas
11.more donkeys
12.faster pace
13.less time ( on play )
14.cant watch the loud mouths eyes as i take his money
15.more donkeys
16.watered down drinks arent free
17.taking trash out during a winning streak
18.stoping cause mother in law needs a ride to the store
19.cat wants out
20.cat wants back in
21.more donkeys
22.cant visually see my money disappear
23.plays against kids weekley allowance
24.listens to my music
25.did i mention more donkeys


im sure there is a alot more feel free to add or take away which ever suits you.but so far ,as i am an ole poker player i perfer live over online.not to say online isnt good cause i think it has helped my game in ways i wouldnt had changed it other wise.so to all you younger players that play online my live game thanks you.you have to be willing to make changes to your style of play to enjoy both.good luck!!!!!