Is online poker rigged??? An investigation!

ok why could freerolls last longer thn real money games hmmmmmm im really struggling here COZ THE PLAYERS IN THEM ARE BAD PLAYERS maybe tht it i dunno

Nah I didnt post this, your buddy Stanicov did. LOL. And hey, you have to at least have some skill to win an event to be sponsored, yes? No? You automatically laugh at a sponsored player because? Where are you sponsored? Hey, isnt Mike Matasow sponsored? LOLOLOL he sucks at poker.

****in stanicov always causing trouble

Three questions for you:

1. Am I correct in understanding that you played at a Microgaming site tonight, despite already being utterly convinced that they rig their program?

2. And then come here and complain about four bad beats?

3. Also, why is a "sponsored online player" trying to get by on $2 that he gets for free from a poker site?

One question for the rest of you:

1. Why do I post in this thread?

1. Yes Microgaming has free rolls all day long. Never said I put any money into them, doh. Watch ANY table there for ONE hour.

2. You really think four bad beats would make me think online is rigged? Are you that dense? Its only after thousands of them that I come here.

3. Trying to get by? You wouldnt take a free two bucks? What are you rich or something? Cause Im not. Im only bought into tourneys, its not like they give me a roll to go play with. I dont deposit anymore, due to the fact that its rigged, so I take what I can get.

1b. Why you post here, I couldnt say. But at least your post has a little bit of thought put into it, thats more than you can say for some of the other posts.

Dam me always causing trouble.

Ok i shouldnt but here gos.

Bad beats happen to all of us i have had thousands put on me and many more thousands ive put on others. Freeroll players are bad players it is pure logic if they were good players they would be winning freerolls and playing real money and making huge profits off it if they were good. Now as for telling me i have put no thought into my answer sadly you are right. I really dont care how bad a player u are and how u love to blame it on rigging of sites. great excuse mate i woulda bought into it 2 yrs ago when i didnt have a clue wht i was doing and thought i was the nutzz.

BUT

as i learned the game i suddenly realises tht it wasnt a rigged game i was just a bad player. Someday u will realise the same thing about ure self.

btw weee u a pro congrats could u tell me who is sponsering you so i can fly to their planet on my spaceship and get a contract myself.

oh and btw fpau is rich as hell im just cooking up a plot to rob his safe at this very moment

OMG, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

LOLOLOL.

Gosh I love you guys, this is one of the most hilarious things I've read in quite some time.

I don't even know where to begin, I'm so overwhelmed with laughter right now. "Iknowthetruth" is the biggest riot ever. I seriously can't even begin to respond to his ridiculous nonsense, there's too much, I'll let you guys cover that.

All I have to say, to the truth teller, just really really really look back at what you're posting, and then after reading all your posts very carefully, look in the mirror and just say out loud, "I AM ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS."

But really, thanks for the most entertaining, ridiculous, absurd posts I've read in a long time. Really, purely hilarious comedy. I really wish you were just being overly sarcastic, but sadly I can see that you're being quite sincere in your feelings---which I guess makes this even more hilarious.

LOL. I'm done.

hey estelle thanks for telling me to go play live today.

A bit OT but I'll go with it.

No problem, how did you do? Maybe you should make another thread, post some hands you had, what happened, ect, cause I'm guessing you did well if you're thanking me for telling you to go play live to get a change of scenary.

i just played really well. decided to short buy to get a feel again for live play, since i hadn't played in over a month & for some reason was kinda nervous. just sat down with (i think) $120 and cashed out 600~ 4 hours later. good run + i outplayed a few people and got them to bet down the 2nd best hand. it was also an incredibly live table. i wanted to stay longer, but i was running on less than 3 hours of sleep and was literally near falling asleep at the table

This is the solid truth

gotta love it hehe

Wohoo, I'm rich!

check ure safe u aint no more

I just realized I'm in the wrong trade, dammit. Another 2/3 years down the road and definitely shrinks will be among the richest people in the world with the level of insanity, schizophrenic "plot against me" persecution ideas and paranoid thoughts that online poker is generating. In a few more months people will hear whispers coming from their pc: hey folks, its rigged, the voice said. They will swear they heard it.

Hold it, it just hit me, its all clear now; it must be those huge pharmaceutical companies that are rigging online poker, lured by the huge profits they will make selling pills for the mental instability cases it will create. Dam, they're at it again, its the corporate world at its finest, first they mesmerize us with a new product and then they get into our pockets. The shrinks must be funding the freerolls, to accelerate the inevitable process. That's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its all clear now, lets give it up boys and find something else to do, before we all fall victims of this scheme designed by shrinks and pharmaceutical companies.

No, instead they sponsor players that play in the freerolls. It is tough to find a sponsor to float that FREEROLL bill.

I just lost to kings two hands in a row on absolute. That is impossible, Absolute's friggin effin rigged too.

Nah, its not rigged, my second hand since I wrote in this thread. Every time, but no, its not rigged. Glad you are all here to set me straight.

> Game # 1,387,583,306 starting.
> Dealing Hole Cards(Ad 10s )
> BoilmakerBos called for 50
> cousineddy folded
> stoneagekyus raised for 200
> bud_girl_ny folded
> zingara folded
> frogman169 folded
> evandutch folded
> smirt_spione called for 200
> bartagabi called for 175
> Apapah folded
> BoilmakerBos went all-in for 730
> stoneagekyus called for 580
> smirt_spione folded
> bartagabi folded
> Dealing the Flop(9s 9d 7h )
> Dealing the turn(Kh )
> Dealing the river(9c )
> BoilmakerBos wins 2,010 with Four of a Kind, Nines

Second playable hand at the mighty 100% random Microgaming since I wrote in the thread. Glad you are all here to set me straight, I mean, who would think its rigged after this? Only an idiot, right? HAHAHAHAHA.

> Game # 1,387,583,306 starting.
> Dealing Hole Cards(Ad 10s )
> BoilmakerBos called for 50
> cousineddy folded
> stoneagekyus raised for 200
> bud_girl_ny folded
> zingara folded
> frogman169 folded
> evandutch folded
> smirt_spione called for 200
> bartagabi called for 175
> Apapah folded
> BoilmakerBos went all-in for 730
> stoneagekyus called for 580
> smirt_spione folded
> bartagabi folded
> Dealing the Flop(9s 9d 7h )
> Dealing the turn(Kh )
> Dealing the river(9c )
> BoilmakerBos wins 2,010 with Four of a Kind, Nines

8o).

OMG, the comedy just doesn't stop. Sooooo hilarious. Are you this funny in real life???

OK, I don't really think its worth my analysis, but I'm going to point out a couple obv things to you "iknowthetruth." First off, have you never gotten a bad beat playing live, because you make it sound like you never have? You obv havn't had any experience playing live, for any extended period of time, or else you would have experienced more than a few "extremely unlucky river cards." It's just a part of poker, if you can't deal with it, stop playing.

Secondly, in above hand, both guys didn't outdraw you (like you hilariously, but wrongly stated). You called the short stack all-in preflop he had KK you outdrew him on the turn. Yes, other guy eventually sucked out on you, but it is a pretty routine occurrence, on that board that he'll have a straight. To say they both outdrew you, completely incorrect. You went in with the worst of it preflop.

Thirdly, A10 OS is not a "dominant hand" like you have referred to it in many of your previous posts. It is a marginal hand at best, and even this is giving A10 OS too much credit. Now I don't know the exact situations about the hand that you posted two posts above:

> Game # 1,387,583,306 starting.
> Dealing Hole Cards(Ad 10s )
> BoilmakerBos called for 50
> cousineddy folded
> stoneagekyus raised for 200
> bud_girl_ny folded
> zingara folded
> frogman169 folded
> evandutch folded
> smirt_spione called for 200
> bartagabi called for 175
> Apapah folded
> BoilmakerBos went all-in for 730
> stoneagekyus called for 580
> smirt_spione folded
> bartagabi folded
> Dealing the Flop(9s 9d 7h )
> Dealing the turn(Kh )
> Dealing the river(9c )
> BoilmakerBos wins 2,010 with Four of a Kind, Nines

when you raised 4xBB with A10, but not a smart move at all. From all your talk about being "pro" and experienced in poker, you don't seem to understand even the basics of the game. You raised 4xBB OOP with A10 OS, and call your hand there a "dominant hand." PURE COMEDY. Don't be results oriented and say, oh the other guy got lucky hitting his flop; the cards you're playing, how you're playing them, and what position you're playing them in, all point to the fact that you have no idea what you are doing. You seem like a very novice player at best, who has no idea what he is talking about.

I do have to say that your posts are absolutely hilarious, so thank you for that.

You raised 4xBB OOP with A10 OS, and call your hand there a "dominant hand

Yes last time I looked, A10 dominates A9. But hey, you say it doesnt, so I spose you are right. See, he pushed with A9, and, well, I was dominant. See, he also came over the top of a raise and three calls with A9, but Im the one who is the novice haha. See, the point is sometimes people miss flops.
And sweetie, the call of the kings only cost 60 more than I already had. See, the river card filled both their hands, and what Im saying is hey, two kings and maybe a third already out, but they hit the one card that they both need. By the time I got to the river, WITH THE BEST HAND, I was not folding even though I knew exactly what had happened with the four card straight oh big surprise there.
Im not sure you understand my argument here. The arguement is not how to play each and every hand, the argument is, these cards are not random.
Now sweetie, critique my play if you like, but get your shit together. Understand that A10 does indeed dominate A9, and these are the situations we WANT TO BE IN when the money goes in the pot. Ask your buddies.
I play LOTS of live poker. The suckouts come, but you know as well as I do they dont come every second hand like online. See, I ONLY PLAYED four hands at this table, and two of them, well, look and see.
I got pushed by ace nine which is exactly what I wanted, except in the 100% random world of online poker, where you can see, he so randomly hits quads. Tell me some more, will you?

AT is very sexual oop.

And while IM here writing my last post, here you go. See my small stack gets smashed by a random straight. Oh yes, they hit straights all the time just like this in my live games too. TAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You dont think I knew EXACTLY what the turn would be as soon as I saw his hand? See, my smaller stack is put out so Im on to the next tourney fee. GO FIGURE EH? AND NOTICE, JUST TO MAKE SURE, ON THE RIVER HE FILLS THE STRAIGHT THE OTHER WAY TOO, NICE TOUCH, ISNT IT?

> Game # 1,387,783,293 starting.
> Dealing Hole Cards(2c Ad )
> EzImpact folded
> Barxxx, you have 10 seconds to respond
> Barxxx, you have 5 seconds to respond
> Barxxx folded
> lorenzozo86 folded
> tipgeld folded
> Ruffern17 folded
> iLLu77 folded
> giggsywiggsy called for 500
> benne11 folded
> stoneagekyus called for 250
> caTaHucT checked
> Dealing the Flop(2s 10c 9h )
> stoneagekyus went all-in for 2,928.59
> caTaHucT called for 2,928.59 8 J
> giggsywiggsy folded
> Dealing the turn(7c )
> Dealing the river(Qc )
> caTaHucT wins 7,357.18 with a Straight, Queen high
> stoneagekyus has left the tournament in 322nd place
> The tournament is now at level 9. Blinds are now 400.00/800.00

Just to let you know, I know that sometimes, IM even in the winning rigged chair.

> Game # 1,387,754,550 starting.
> Dealing Hole Cards(3s 9s )
> tipgeld raised for 400
> Virago folded
> Imconfsdru folded
> Smokes_a_lot folded
> xrays77 called for 400
> stelistul_23 folded
> skvozi folded
> jcrb1 folded
> DYDYXD folded
> stoneagekyus called for 200
> Dealing the Flop(3h 3d Ac )
> stoneagekyus checked
> tipgeld checked
> xrays77 went all-in for 20,178.72 (99)
> stoneagekyus went all-in for 10,361.74
> tipgeld folded
> Extra chips returned to xrays77, 9,816.98
> Dealing the turn(4h )
> Dealing the river(7s )
> stoneagekyus wins 22,023.48 with Three of a Kind, Threes

how much will it cost me to hold you to this?

Pop quiz: What would you estimate his chances of winning this hand are on the flop? How big of a favourite are you when all the money goes in?

AT is very sexual oop.

Especially when it DOMINATES. 8o).

Pop quiz: What would you estimate his chances of winning this hand are on the flop? How big of a favourite are you when all the money goes in?

50-50 but who cares? It was a play dude. The point of this whole thread is, hey, THEY HIT TOO OFTEN. And he hits them both? Hey sometimes people completely miss the flop, and have no draws or anything. Honest. Anyhow, you got me convinced. Its all 100% random, ok you win. You guys have proven with scientific fact its all 100% random, cough cough. Adios and good luck at the tables. Hope to find you at one. But not online.