ONLINE POKER HUMOR

#1 20th June 2005, 8:13 PM

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD ENJOY THESE IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THEM
ALREADY.

#2 20th June 2005, 8:24 PM

Cute! Especially the last one...I've done that.

#3 20th June 2005, 10:45 PM

lol i love it.

MORE,MORe I TELL YA!!

#4 21st June 2005, 3:27 PM

I ONLY HAVE ONE MORE. SO, BY REQUEST, HERE YOU GO:

I LIED. ANOTHER ONE.

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#5 21st June 2005, 3:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t1riel

I ONLY HAVE ONE MORE. SO, BY REQUEST, HERE YOU GO:

I LIED. ANOTHER ONE.

FoxTrot by Bill Amend</FONT>previous date | next date

I love them, kudos to the guy who made them.

#6 21st June 2005, 4:12 PM

Funny Stuff.

First comic I have seen that deals with Online Poker. I wonder if there are others. I could always use a good laugh.

#7 21st June 2005, 5:16 PM

are these regualr strips from a newspaper?

#8 21st June 2005, 5:22 PM

lmao those are hilarious

I think he was at my table once.

#9 23rd June 2005, 2:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wudegod

are these regualr strips from a newspaper?

Yes, it's the comic strip FoxTrot.

#10 23rd June 2005, 8:13 PM

Here's some more online poker-related humor:

TOP 5 WAYS
TO IMPRESS PEOPLE IN CHAT

Now you know how to impress players in live play. But people can't see your sunglasses and hat when you play online, so what can you do? one word: chat!

1) Type in all capitals. This conveys an unmistakable air of authority.

2) Take any opportunity you can get to show off your knowledge of poker. Remember, knowledge is power, and you want to appear powerful.

3) Speed is more important than accuracy. Type as fast as you can and don't worry about stupid shit like spelling or grammar.

4) Everyone is impressed by profanity, but most sites have installed measures to block profanity in chat. You can doubly impress fellow players with clever workarounds like inserting spaces, underscores and non-english profanity.

5) ASCII art is the coolest thing EVER, especially when in the form of genitalia.

THE SEVEN STAGES OF AK

Psychologists often refer to the 7 stages of grief that accompany any significant loss in an individual's life. We certainly think AK qualifies, and know the stages all too well:

1) Denial: "There's no way I could've missed the flop. They were suited. I can call here, I probably still have the best hand. Shoot, I should raise to narrow the field"

2) Anger: "I raised preflop. The board is 239. What the **** are they calling on? Oh, now they're re-raising me? Well, we'll ****ing see about that. Fine, your 23o hit? Congrat-u-****ing-lations. Cap!"

3) Guilt: "Man, I missed the turn and they're still betting into me. I am such a terrible player. I should really let go of this hand. Let go if it, dumbass. Let go. See, this is why you never make money at poker because you can't lay a hand down you stupid **** JUST FOLD."

4) Depression: "Call"

5) Forgiveness: "It's ok, you have to look that guy up every once in a while with A high. He might've been on AQ or AJ, and you would've had the best hand then. It's good for your table image anyhow. People won't mess with you now.

6) Acceptance: "Ok, next time I'll just limp and see a flop."

7) Recovery: "Hey, AKs, alright - RAISE!"

#11 25th June 2005, 3:24 PM

I see some has seen my ASC11 artwork... was it the phallyc symbol.. or the depiction of oral sex that impressed you the most

#12 25th June 2005, 4:51 PM

Seven stages of AK......classic, absoluetly right......especially the "you called my pre-flop raise with that shit!!?!!" "DIE!!"

#13 26th June 2005, 2:48 AM

laughter is truly the best medicine...keep em coming.

#14 27th June 2005, 2:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wudegod

I see some has seen my ASC11 artwork... was it the phallyc symbol.. or the depiction of oral sex that impressed you the most

No, I haven't seen it.

#15 27th June 2005, 2:31 PM

Thats quality. Made me laugh for the first time today!

Nice work guys

#16 27th June 2005, 5:43 PM

Here's some more:

#17 28th June 2005, 12:05 AM

OMG, these are absolutley hilarious and all sooo true.....in fact, too true....I think as we sit back and enjoy these comics we do need to remember that gambling isn't a joke, and if these remind you a little too much of yourself, especially the one with the maxed out credit card, you may need help, and don't be afraid to get it...

#18 28th June 2005, 1:46 PM

My girlfriend has been pulling her hair out recently so I have had to slow down a bit. Not the amount I am spending, I have spent about $90 in over two months, but the amount of time I spend online. It was about 4 hours per night after work but I have cut it down to 2 hours per night, maybe more if she goes out!lol

Nice strips by the way!

#19 28th June 2005, 4:10 PM

Here's some more. THere are not online related but it is poker related.

I hope you enjoy them!

#20 28th June 2005, 4:28 PM

Love the "raise ten bucks" one

Cheers

#21 29th June 2005, 2:04 PM

If anybody comes across any , feel free to post them on this thread. I'm kind of running on empty at the moment.

#22 29th June 2005, 4:13 PM

A fwe places I found with good Poker Humor and Comics...

http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/pokerblog/muckit/

http://www.returningchampions.com/

http://www.holdemhumor.com/

Funny Stuff...

Beau

#23 13th July 2005, 1:19 AM

Thanks all for the great Jokes I sure need that! Have never had such back luck in poker before,and this really cheered me up. Thanks to All. Good luck and cards to all. Think I have

#24 13th July 2005, 4:09 AM

Hahaha, théy´re pretty funny, I loved them all. Thanks for the laughs!

#25 13th July 2005, 7:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colin_147

Love the "raise ten bucks" one

Cheers

Yup me too I am still laughing

#26 13th July 2005, 7:29 PM

LMAO...hahaha I loved middle pair low kicker don't fail me now...here's another great site for Poker Jokes.

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