Ok everyone I need help

#1 8th October 2009, 1:54 AM

I'm looking for some funny poker insites to put on a shirt. The shirt will say what I learned playing NL Hold'em and then list several different things I have 2 so far one being Onebourbons signature and the other being mine just start putting some up and I'll choose like 10-12 and then post a pic of the shirt once done or at least the design.

#2 8th October 2009, 2:00 AM

"Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. "

"If you are a guy, you know you play too much poker if your dreams involve "nuts" instead of breasts."

"Don't get mad that you lost, get mad because you didn't win."

#3 8th October 2009, 2:17 AM

"But the book said I would win"

#4 8th October 2009, 2:20 AM

Suck Outs Count !

#5 8th October 2009, 2:24 AM

"They were sooooted"

#6 8th October 2009, 2:24 AM

Quote:

"If you are a guy, you know you play too much poker if your dreams involve "nuts" instead of breasts."

almost fell of my chair with laughter at that one

#7 8th October 2009, 4:50 AM

"Poker and sex are a lot alike, but poker lasts longer"

#8 8th October 2009, 4:56 AM

I'll steal one from Marcel Luske...

I don't mean to give you a complex, but your stack looks a little short.

#9 8th October 2009, 5:05 AM

I'd rather be lucky then good.

#10 8th October 2009, 5:06 AM

lol the "nut" dreams one is the best by far!

#11 8th October 2009, 5:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grossberger

I'm looking for some funny poker insites to put on a shirt. The shirt will say what I learned playing NL Hold'em and then list several different things I have 2 so far one being Onebourbons signature and the other being mine just start putting some up and I'll choose like 10-12 and then post a pic of the shirt once done or at least the design.

Better check this site to make sure you don't accidently copy any of the 16,800 designs they already have:

http://shop.cafepress.com/Poker

#12 8th October 2009, 6:55 AM

some of these are good but I'm looking more for things that would complete the sentence "After playing NL hold'em I've learned...." so pokerchilds I would makeit say "K3 is a good hand if it's soooooted" or something to that effect.

#13 8th October 2009, 7:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokerchild69

"They were sooooted"

+1

#14 8th October 2009, 4:29 PM

After playing NL hold'em I've learned that every hand payed makes some one happy

Lazmansa

#15 8th October 2009, 4:48 PM

LOL...I like PC's "sooooooooooted" maybe use 72?

#16 8th October 2009, 5:16 PM

John 6:39-40 And this is the will of Him Who sent Me, that I should not lose any of all that He has given Me, but that I should give new life and raise ...

#17 8th October 2009, 5:20 PM

There's a bunch of good one here: http://www.holdemsecrets.com/quotes.htm

My favs:

"Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."

"It's unlucky to be superstitious."

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright

#18 8th October 2009, 5:20 PM

" What do you mean I'm in the wrong game with my 10- 5 "

#19 11th October 2009, 5:25 AM

"After playing NL hold'em I've learned...." that playing poker is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

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