It's just so darn funny I had to post. Maybe it'll brighten someone's day.
He came to my .01/.02 table and raises to .06 preflop in his 7th hand. I'm frankly on tilt, doing stupid stuff I shouldn't be, but hey, I am in the 1 center tables and prepared for possible disappointment to begin with. So I reraise to put him all-in with AhQh, he calls and I happen to hit on the river.

hoper0932: RIVER!!!!!!!!!!
hoper0932: I HATE THIS
hoper0932: POKERSTARS IS FAKE
Dealer: IOU1GALAXY, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
IOU1GALAXY: 109 sooted?
Dealer: Game #14689361171: IOU1GALAXY wins pot ($0.06)
IOU1GALAXY: yeah. that was a winner

Originally Posted by wsorbust

It's just so darn funny I had to post. Maybe it'll brighten someone's day.
He came to my .01/.02 table and raises to .06 preflop in his 7th hand. I'm frankly on tilt, doing stupid stuff I shouldn't be, but hey, I am in the 1 center tables and prepared for possible disappointment to begin with. So I reraise to put him all-in with AhQh, he calls and I happen to hit on the river.

hoper0932: RIVER!!!!!!!!!!
hoper0932: I HATE THIS
hoper0932: POKERSTARS IS FAKE
Dealer: IOU1GALAXY, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
IOU1GALAXY: 109 sooted?
Dealer: Game #14689361171: IOU1GALAXY wins pot ($0.06)
IOU1GALAXY: yeah. that was a winner

You should be spanked!


I volunteer.

Who would have thought - losing on the river, shocking lol

Q. If Pokerstars is fake, does that he didnt lose and therefore hasnt lost any money in which case there is nothing to complain about and everything is fine - therefore Pokerstars is in fact good

Originally Posted by beardyian

Q. If Pokerstars is fake, does that he didnt lose and therefore hasnt lost any money in which case there is nothing to complain about and everything is fine - therefore Pokerstars is in fact good

deep ian deep
but if pokerstars is not real but we think it is real then what else is not real but we think it is real, how do i know ur real, we could just be living in a fake world being made to think that everything was real

and if a robot is designed to kill things that are bad yet he himself is bad does that mean he has to kill himself? {just thought id throw this in here as well}

and we're talking mere cents and dollars here I can't beleive he got that mad lol but i mean if you were on tilt and just pushing here and there it was bound to happen lol

Originally Posted by pantin007

but if pokerstars is not real but we think it is real then what else is not real but we think it is real, how do i know ur real, we could just be living in a fake world being made to think that everything was real

I disagree with your version of reality and subsequently substitute my own!!!!!

Originally Posted by pantin007

deep ian deep
but if pokerstars is not real but we think it is real then what else is not real but we think it is real, how do i know ur real, we could just be living in a fake world being made to think that everything was real

and if a robot is designed to kill things that are bad yet he himself is bad does that mean he has to kill himself? {just thought id throw this in here as well}

If the robot is designed to kill things that are bad, then in fact it is only doing what it knows and has no perception of good or bad in which case it cannot kill itself.

Originally Posted by beardyian

If the robot is designed to kill things that are bad, then in fact it is only doing what it knows and has no perception of good or bad in which case it cannot kill itself.

but if it has no perception of good or bad , how does it know who to kill?

Originally Posted by pantin007

but if it has no perception of good or bad , how does it know who to kill?

I would presume the program it would follow, would have parameters of the range of bad(ness) although this is really down to the mad professor who designs him

Originally Posted by beardyian

I would presume the program it would follow, would have parameters of the range of bad(ness) although this is really down to the mad professor who designs him

well if it has parameters of the range of badness then it has perception of bad and good so therefore it knows it is bad so it would commit suicide, if u can call it that because it has no life

Originally Posted by pantin007

well if it has parameters of the range of badness then it has perception of bad and good so therefore it knows it is bad so it would commit suicide, if u can call it that because it has no life

I think i saw this on the original star trek.

Originally Posted by MrMuckets

I think i saw this on the original star trek.

Probably lol

Spock......what.....do......wedonow

Originally Posted by MrMuckets

I think i saw this on the original star trek.

nah i say it on futurama
the episode with robot santa got frozen in the ice and bender became santa claus

Originally Posted by pantin007

nah i say it on futurama
the episode with robot santa got frozen in the ice and bender became santa claus

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