Never let idiots play poker!

I just had to share this with people. Most the time when I deposit I do the minumum because I usually just make my bankroll. Like noble I got thier 10$'s and it's now up to 80$'s, anyways so my brothers playing on pokerhost lastnight. I haven't deposited any money yet because I already have a couple of accounts I mostly use that for freerolls, and he's on playing in a play chip room. Some guy comes in says he's feeling nice gave everyone at the table 5bucks for nothing. I tell my brother, DON'T PLAY WITH IT, let me get it built up 1st then you can play. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE MIN I TURNED MY BACK HE WOULD NOT LISTEN in 2 mins TWO FREAKIN MINS NOT EVEN THAT A MIN he lost the 5 bucks at a table. I mean I just had to vent this to my great poker loving friends how angry I was. I mean how stupid can you be?? Blaaah!!

It's happened to me numerous times, my brother and my best friend has been playing with play money on pokerstars then gone across to a real table and blown all my money without me knowing, luckily I have a second account where most my money is kept that nobody knows the password to

Yeah it's hard, I mean I've always been the better one. We started playing poker young with our stepdad like 7 and 8 but like couple of years ago I got really into it. He's catching up but I try to loan him 5$'s here or 10$'s there on his own account but he doesn't know the difference between being an aggersive player and just betting stupid. It sucks!!! Coulda made 5$'s into 15 but ohwell live and learn :P

Hmm, i remember some biblical figures killing off close relations. It cant be a sin, can it??

-caf

lolol

This is why we have passwords people.

What's a password??

lmao....now that's funny

My wife has lost alot of my money

sucks!!

Npnbody plays my money but ME. My wife doesn;t understand my love of Poker and my brothers have just started playing, but they are 600miles away with their own money.

I sometimes let my brother help with the tourney, that is I get sideline advice. Lately though when he's told me to call it's been bad advice. Yet when he calls in the same situation it always, always turns out lovely for him. We had a good laugh about that one.

Still usually when he plays for me(cash games cause I do think he's a better player), I'm right there to make sure he doesn't go overboard with my new deposits. But the real reason or motivator is he always says "Sis if I lose, I'll give you your money right back from my pocket, no waiting." That usually shuts me right up - lol

Bye for now.

PokerCeCe

got to add this you will wet yourselves

i set up a game free roll at 365 and thought ill get my dinner as it dont start 4 another 45min.

so i put my 4yr old nice on a game while i went to eat, i hear 1 hell of a noise comin from my room so i rush up to see wat goin on.

NOT ONLY HAD THE GAME STARTED SHE HAD AMASSED 8,000 CHIPS

to damn funny

HAHA unlucky sort your bro out

Just don't let her play against us in our freerolls!!!! Now that is a CLASSIC, You must be a hellofa teacher!

lmao thats hilarious!

I know when I started playing online I was really in experienced. Not knowing any better I started with tourneys and didn't play any free tables much to get some experience. I lost my deposit with in like the first week or two.
Now I know better.

Tina

Srry I didn't read the whole thread when I scrolled up after my last post. That story is too funny........ Need to send it in to one of the Poker Magazines.

Tina

good idea Tina thanks hun

I wish I could aford real money play...

What a nice guy to give everyone free money like that!

yah,it happens. I hate it when I get beat by the drunk ass nubs down town that call on some bs hands.

Never tell anybody your online passwords my friend lost 200 bucks because his roomate thought it was play money, not a good idea.

that's horrible! I hope he learned his leason and has changed his password and not going to give it out.

wow. that sucks some balls.

Let us know if you do send your story in I for one like to hear about it.

Tina
aka
DESSERTLADY

I hate idiots that play poker. All they do is call bluffs or win hands when they think that they lost them

thats amazing---mind if I borrow her for a couple of tournies--I could use the help

Here's an idea. Just do what i do and
1) Dont tell anyone your password

or

2)change your password every few weeks or when you start noticing its a problem

I LOVE idoits playing poker because all you have to be is patient and you can bust them for their entire bankroll. Also try talking to them and getting them mad. That makes them want to call and bust you, therefore they are more likely to call you with not the greatest of hands.


The best thing at a poker table is a dummy with a big stack.

Playing with inexperience people can also hurt, they tend to fish ALOT and mite hit a monster on the river. But in long run, usually ez $$$. love them fishes.

dont store your passwors on our computer

lol thats too funny Darkhorse30, what's her strategy..lol