I've had a bad March, but so far Aprils looking OK. I've moved down to the $33 SnGs to rebuild so I am in my comfort zone rollwise for the $55s (the shame is that the 55 SnGs were on an up, it's the MTTs that have been hurting me).

Anyway I'd just come 2nd in the first two I played which was nice and was heads up in the third.....


This genius had got lucky early in the SnG, he'd shown all sorts of bluffs and was loling all over the place.

Heads up I started reraising him with all sorts and showed a couple of them at which point he starts calling me a fish. And says that I have 8% in the money in SnGs according to his stats.

We trade banter for a while as I point out according to my stats I'm about 37% over about 600.

He says he has a higher %, I say I have a bigger p3nis. Very mature stuff. I r a grown up.

I sucked out on him beautifully with K7s v AJ to get a chip lead and at this point below we have been going at it for about 10 minutes.

The denouement as seen in the two final hands below has a certain poetic beauty seldom seen on the green felt.

#Game No : 5837789609
***** Hand History for Game 5837789609 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $33 Buy-in Trny: 32681976 Level: 6 Blinds(300/600) - Tuesday, April 03, 19:10:12 ET 2007
Table Table 126052 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 9: Irexes ( 15,280 )
Seat 3: YOURCALL1222 ( 4,720 )
Trny: 32681976 Level: 6
Blinds(300/600)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Irexes [ 6h Ah ]
YOURCALL1222: and u claim my stats r wrong lololo
YOURCALL1222 calls [300]
Irexes is all-In [14,680]
YOURCALL1222 is all-In [4,120]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jc, 4s, 8h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8s ]
** Dealing River ** [ Qd ]
YOURCALL1222 shows [ Qs, Td ]two pairs, Queens and Eights.
Irexes shows [ 6h, Ah ]a pair of Eights.
Irexes wins 10,560 chips from side pot #1 with a pair of Eights.
YOURCALL1222 wins 9,440 chips from the main pot with two pairs, Queens and Eights.

***** Hand History for Game 5837791261 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $33 Buy-in Trny: 32681976 Level: 6 Blinds(300/600) - Tuesday, April 03, 19:10:45 ET 2007
Table Table 126052 (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 9: Irexes ( 10,560 )
Seat 3: YOURCALL1222 ( 9,440 )
Trny: 32681976 Level: 6
Blinds(300/600)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Irexes [ Ad Qd ]
Irexes raises [900]
YOURCALL1222: inb ur face lolololo
Irexes: inb?
YOURCALL1222 is all-In [8,840]
Irexes calls [8,240]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, 8s, 2d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kd ]
Irexes shows [ Ad, Qd ]a flush, Ace high.
YOURCALL1222 shows [ As, Qs ]high card Ace.
Irexes wins 18,880 chips from the main pot with a flush, Ace high.
YOURCALL1222 finished in 2 place and won $ 90 USD.

lol in u face.

he wuz in mi face

gettin outdrwn

Sometimes, if you can survive, Justice will prevail!

WTG

LOL. That is awesome, best way to win against an ass*hole of a player.

Hey Irexes:



Im glad you know when to switch level's of play, especially when the card's are'nt falling your way- I wish you much luck m8.






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