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YouTube - Tuff Bot 2000

funny!!

is it just me? or is FT the crappest looking site out there? what is it with those cartoon avatars? i don't get it!!

you seen this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BxGHN0DS8A&mode=related&search=

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I disagree I think its one of the nicest interface on the net. If you dont like the avatars just turn them off.

people do play money tourneys in most of these videos

well of course, I didnt think he would blow real money as a joke video.

The live guy was painful to listen too

Even poker bots get bad beats! LOL!

I agree it was but some of the things the bot says is soooooooo right, just like tuff fish would say.

It's like hearing the inside of a Donk's head! ROFL!!

Some memorable quotes:

"I don't like that I'm on the button because I like being the one attacking first... you know... scare bets"

"Deuces has 84 suited dominated at least 98% there with 1% to tie... I'm really into poker stats so I'm gonna try to give you guys some insight..."

"10's calling is stupid... terrible call... looks like he donked out tho"

"94... again... anything suited, you don't have to even look at the numbers... if you see two of the same suit, you know, just go for it!"

"I've got two pair (Kd4sKs on flop, 9h4h in hole) ... I'm gonna bet 140 just because I want the guy with the King to call."

"I'm gonna min-raise, because if you've ever seen World Series of Poker broadcasts you'll know that min-raises are generally a goo- you don't see people min-raising, so whenever you see someone min-raising, you know, they'll think I have a good hand like 10-8 or something. So they'll probably give me credit."

"There's no ace, I gotta check... if there was an ace, I'd have to bet at the pot, with five people in it, definitely." (hole cards are 54 offsuit)

"I like to do smiley faces to taunt my opponents"

"He shows AQ, which is extremely overrated..."

"74hearts is 73% favorite against any random hand."

"If I had AK or something, you'd see me either limp or fold."

"Bunch of morons going allin... pfffft... Aces ... totally overrated, he's gonna get sucked out...well... uh... looks like they're gonna split the pot. Freakin' newbies. The only good play there was A8 offsuit."






...Can I go home now? My soul hurts.

Robot commentary =

thought the tuffbot vid sucked apart from the "i'm going all in...... no i'm not" bit which made me giggle mainly because it surprised me.

bucklox = hero though.

its funny because if you have ever watched any other of his video's its just exactly like him. I have seen them all and that is exactly how he talks in them, minus the robot part of course. He is always like shit shit shit damnit they are all calling me.

i hear ya storm

i've played a little at FT

every thing works nice and i like the non-pushy blind structures on their SnGs

when you go to their web site: it's all suited and booted cool looking poker dudes

but when you go to the tables it's like a cartoon zoo

i know u can switch off the avatars, but, i really still don't get it!!

surely its supposed to look like a poker room, not a menagerie

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huh? is bocklox making a satire here or something? cuz otherwise I don't get it...

yeah, his vids are joke vids

oh thank god, i can breathe a sigh of relief...