my last three tables.....

ok so id just share this, its quite funny. i was playing a few SnGs and was playing very solidly, but that didn't matter.

first hand, AA Vs. q8, a 8,4 ,3 come on the flop. idiot goes all in. i call of course, he shows q8, river comes q.

next, my kq vs a8

flop comes .....kq5 turn, 5, river........Ace
i was actually sayuin out loud! "here comes ace 5" insane!! lol

NEXT!

AA Vs. BB 98

flop 9,8, ? i don't care about the rest, all i remember is that there wasn't a pair on the board, and no possibilities for flushes, or straights. still, i actually wanted to fold this because i wasn't very confident.

AND FINALLY!!!

after that last AA bad beat, i was short stacked, so i go all in with 66, caller shows 55. i was thinking "oh please no 5 on the flop!"

i swear to friggen god flop come 5,5, ???????? i don't remember the rest, i don't CARE ABOUT THE REST!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

*jumps out office window*

Wow, a job were you can play poker... do they have any openings?

P.S. Hope your office window was on the first floor.

yep, nothing better than being a security guard at a crappy hotel