Most Ridiculous Hand Ever?

Well, in my 2 years of online poker experience and all of the live games I have ever played, I honestly this this takes the cake. Let me preface that this is right around 10 hands in a $22+$2 Turbo SNG on Full Tilt.

Dealt to whodeyX [7s 3h]
7D7E7M7 has 15 seconds left to act
7D7E7M7 raises to 210
whodeyX folds
myAceisonfire folds
jacob126b38 folds
Acesfull408 folds
Bill Ice81 raises to 360
1morebase has 15 seconds left to act
1morebase calls 330
mickon raises to 1,390, and is all in
7D7E7M7 raises to 1,530, and is all in
Bill Ice81 raises to 1,600, and is all in
1morebase calls 1,240
Bill Ice81 shows [Th Tc]
1morebase shows [Ks Kc]
mickon shows [Ac As]
7D7E7M7 shows [Jc Jd]
*** FLOP *** [2d Kh 7c]
*** TURN *** [2d Kh 7c] 2♥
*** RIVER *** [2d Kh 7c 2h] 7♦
Bill Ice81 shows two pair, Tens and Sevens
1morebase shows a full house, Kings full of Sevens
1morebase wins side pot #2 (140) with a full house, Kings full of Sevens
7D7E7M7 shows two pair, Jacks and Sevens
1morebase wins side pot #1 (420) with a full house, Kings full of Sevens
mickon shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
1morebase wins the main pot (5,560) with a full house, Kings full of Sevens
myAceisonfire: that's sick
mickon stands up
7D7E7M7 stands up
Bill Ice81 stands up
The blinds are now 40/80
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,120 Main pot 5,560. Side pot 1 420. Side pot 2 140. | Rake 0
Board: [2d Kh 7c 2h 7d]
Seat 1: jacob126b38 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Acesfull408 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Bill Ice81 (button) showed [Th Tc] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 4: 1morebase (small blind) showed [Ks Kc] and won (6,120) with a full house, Kings full of Sevens
Seat 5: mickon (big blind) showed [Ac As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 6: 7D7E7M7 showed [Jc Jd] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 7: whodeyX didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: myAceisonfire didn't bet (folded)

I love how it went Button, SB, BB, then UTG. I've seen AA/KK/JJ before but I feel like this takes the cake. Down to 5 people in less than 8 minutes. Talk about a cold deck. This is like a mega-cooler