Lord give me the strength....

#1 22-04-2005, 10:58 AM

To be able to deal with a night of good play but losing money.... I wish I could understand why the river rapes happen in bunches on the same night! Anybody have any benzodiazapiens they can spare so I don't go taking dumps on my neighbors porch to try and relieve my frustration from getting stuck in the donkey so many times 2night! Doctors should so prescribe valium to poker players. I remember 1 out of over 100 raked hands I would have played different tonight and I lost money. Lord please give me the streghth to learn how to lose gracefully or the strength to take these 2 exlax so my neighbor can file another police report about the steaming terds on his porch!

#2 22-04-2005, 1:14 PM

Dr. Cranck prescribes: Take one healthy swig of the Lagavullin bottle every time you feel the urge to run berzerk and trash your computer - or take a dump on your neighbours porch. That should load you up in a hurry - and end the pain of poker fast =)

#3 22-04-2005, 4:31 PM

Oh yes whiskey and I have become good friends since I started playing this game!

#4 22-04-2005, 7:34 PM

I would give you strength xdman but I honestly don't think you would be able to handle it.

#5 22-04-2005, 8:18 PM

I prefer scotch....lots of scotch....

#6 22-04-2005, 9:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grumbledook

I would give you strength xdman but I honestly don't think you would be able to handle it.

LOL I don't know my arse has been abused pretty good the last 24 hours so I might be able to "handle" it

#7 23-04-2005, 11:15 PM

dman when you have one of these days

and your feeling

there is only one perscription i can think of to resolve that itch...

so take 2 and post a message to let me know how it work out

#8 24-04-2005, 5:11 AM

Ahhhh my favorite form of relaxation! 2 weeks dry though

#9 24-04-2005, 7:51 AM

Guess I need a longer break from prima bad luck still hasn't worn off 2 hands 1 rack gone.....

#10 24-04-2005, 8:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notfit66

dman when you have one of these days

and your feeling

there is only one perscription i can think of to resolve that itch...

so take 2 and post a message to let me know how it work out

I go to the same doctor, amazing how it relieves the stress.


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