LOLZ from the HU chat box

From a game I just finished:

Dealer: Hand #8521660120
Dealer: wildbiologist has 15 seconds left to act
wildbiologist: lol, you have not folded a single hand preflop
Dealer: OzExorcist wins the pot (40)
Dealer: Hand #8521664726
OzExorcist: LOL
wildbiologist: but raised most
Dealer: OzExorcist wins the pot (80)
Dealer: Hand #8521667657
Dealer: OzExorcist wins the pot (40)
Dealer: Hand #8521669375
wildbiologist: desperate poker player
OzExorcist: i like you
OzExorcist: you're funny
Dealer: wildbiologist shows a pair of Jacks

Bless his nitty little cotton pants he was good to his word too - he was folding his button preflop with gay abandon, as though he really truly believed it was the smart thing to be doing.

Note too that in the last hand, he was too busy typing to bother betting top pair on the flop. Spectacular, IMO.

Fantastic!

lol, I love your response. I could just imagine it being said in a childlike voice with a little giggle " hehe I like you, your funny, hehe"

- Expert dispensing poker tips in a $2 game, love it!

I've had this too "why are you always raising?" (because you are always folding, moron!).

Shame he beat you, i'm sure he was crowing about that afterwards! He's disabled his stats on sharkscope, but OPR tracks SnG HU at Full Tilt! -6% ROI (17% less than OZ) over 838 HU games (almost all at $2).

OZ, is it worth the effort playing for $2? I can't really get excited for less than $20, and i'm not a big roller in any way.

Yeah, he beat me in the end - lost a flip with AT vs 99 when I finally managed to get him AIPF.

As to whether it's worth the effort playing for $2, there's some awful players at that level but I'm only playing them because it's about all I'm rolled for. If you're rolled for $20 games I certainly wouldn't be bothering

Idlehands: that's exactly the voice that was going in my head when I typed it

ROFL, I've been called a rookie by a 37/0 for raising every pot I entered...but HU, that's too much .