LoL How NOT to play pocket Aces

This is in the $3.00 rebuy...Im top 15 right now ...ty for limping sir

(notice blinds, pot size and chip stacks LoL)

PokerStars Game #12252565000: Tournament #61825883, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/09/24 - 21:54:55 (ET)
Table '61825883 77' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: KingRat69 (27670 in chips)
Seat 2: ripptyde (33235 in chips)
Seat 3: Evest (20249 in chips)
Seat 4: kurti (27030 in chips)
Seat 5: a3smith (3690 in chips)
Seat 6: lamar7 (6075 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: Naslund (25575 in chips)
Seat 8: Peckeroo1234 (15305 in chips)
Seat 9: bstrdsun (14446 in chips)
KingRat69: posts the ante 25
ripptyde: posts the ante 25
Evest: posts the ante 25
kurti: posts the ante 25
a3smith: posts the ante 25
lamar7: posts the ante 25
Naslund: posts the ante 25
Peckeroo1234: posts the ante 25
bstrdsun: posts the ante 25
KingRat69: posts small blind 200
ripptyde: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ripptyde [9c 4s]
Evest: folds
kurti: folds
a3smith: folds
lamar7: folds
Naslund: folds
Peckeroo1234: calls 400
bstrdsun: calls 400
KingRat69: folds
ripptyde: checks
*** FLOP *** [9d 4d 3c]
ripptyde: bets 32810 and is all-in
Peckeroo1234: calls 14880 and is all-in
bstrdsun: folds
*** TURN *** [9d 4d 3c] Q♠
*** RIVER *** [9d 4d 3c Qs] 2♣
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ripptyde: shows [9c 4s] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
Peckeroo1234: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
Peckeroo1234 is sitting out
ripptyde collected 31385 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 31385 | Rake 0
Board [9d 4d 3c Qs 2c]
Seat 1: KingRat69 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ripptyde (big blind) showed [9c 4s] and won (31385) with two pair, Nines and Fours
Seat 3: Evest folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: kurti folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: a3smith folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lamar7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Naslund folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Peckeroo1234 showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: bstrdsun (button) folded on the Flop

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PokerStars Game #12252975875: Tournament #61825883, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/09/24 - 22:17:55 (ET)
Table '61825883 77' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: KingRat69 (30845 in chips)
Seat 2: ripptyde (34555 in chips)
Seat 3: Evest (15374 in chips)
Seat 4: kurti (42315 in chips)
Seat 5: a3smith (4730 in chips)
Seat 6: lamar7 (7550 in chips)
Seat 7: moneymike104 (11771 in chips)
Seat 8: AAUP71 (39845 in chips)
Seat 9: bstrdsun (33196 in chips)
KingRat69: posts the ante 50
ripptyde: posts the ante 50
Evest: posts the ante 50
kurti: posts the ante 50
a3smith: posts the ante 50
lamar7: posts the ante 50
moneymike104: posts the ante 50
AAUP71: posts the ante 50
bstrdsun: posts the ante 50
kurti: posts small blind 300
a3smith: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ripptyde [3h 5h]
lamar7: folds
moneymike104: folds
AAUP71: folds
bstrdsun: folds
KingRat69: folds
ripptyde: raises 2400 to 3000
Evest: raises 12324 to 15324 and is all-in
kurti: folds
a3smith: folds
ripptyde: calls 12324
*** FLOP *** [Jc 3s 7d]
*** TURN *** [Jc 3s 7d] 6♥
*** RIVER *** [Jc 3s 7d 6h] 8♦
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ripptyde: shows [3h 5h] (a pair of Threes)
Evest: shows [Ad Ks] (high card Ace)
ripptyde collected 31998 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 31998 | Rake 0
Board [Jc 3s 7d 6h 8d]
Seat 1: KingRat69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ripptyde showed [3h 5h] and won (31998) with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: Evest (button) showed [Ad Ks] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: kurti (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: a3smith (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: lamar7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: moneymike104 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: AAUP71 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: bstrdsun folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Lol, Congrats on the big wins.

how can I fold 3/5 s00ted I mean come on I was obv gonna suck out vs AK...I knew he had AK there thats why I called Im only a 3 to 2 dog there vs AK time to gamb000000L

haha nice wins man, aces seems to bomb out online so very ncie

lol, its nice when you take a pot like that...esp. when its against pocket aces... who just calles with aces... i mean at least do somethin with em... nh man

In my opinion, if you don't raise with Pocket aces you deserve to get beat with them. You got to play them aggresively online or you are bound to get beat.

Surely I'm not the only one that thinks this is backwards, and the question should actually be "Who calls with 5-3?!?"

You're not the only one...

Do I detect braying in the OP?

The 5, 3 call of a re-raise was not a good move imo. You were putting 44% of your chips in with nothing.

This time you got lucky

If roles were reversed you would have posted something like "WTF, how can he call my re-raise with Junk".

Even worse call when you say you knew he had A,K

Will probably get put right by someone else but fail to see the logic behind your move here

I also fail to see the logic behind pushing 32K chips into a pot that's smaller than 2K, but that's probably just me

Exactly. A bet of AT LEAST 3x the BB is what you need to do here. Checking here is pretty much suicide online. I cannot fathom why people like to slow play aces preflop. I mean, online, you're bound to get sucked out by somebody who'll catch a two pair on the flop(like you did), and you'll end up losing. Just terrible play getting its just reward