Live poker - so rigged right now :P

One for all the rigged conspiracy theorists:

I've dealt live games the past two nights running, and on both nights I've somehow dealt a straight flush.

That's over the space of four hours total, so it couldn't have been more than a hundred or so hands.

So next time, please spare a thought for all the poor suckers I deal to before you complain about rigging and your aces getting cracked

I get at least 3 straight flushes a day.

Nice to hear, we definitely need to hear this more often.

I almost got a straight flush. But then I didn't

I got a royal flush.....then i woke up...damn

It's different to hot flushes

I dont think that means live poker is rigged, i think that means your rigged

Yeah - you need exorcising!

yea me too, 1 was 1 card away but i never got there, so riggggged

I finally drifted into sleep and dreamed I won a tournament at the Dyslexic Society; easy really, whatever cards I was dealt I just told them it was a royal flush.


From Diary of a Crap Poker Player Day 22

I was dealing in a bar league for a bit, and managed to deal quads two out of three nights for several months.

One of my best hands was at Commerce, I had pocket aces, board on flop was Ad, Kd, Jd. Turn is Ac, River didn't matter. I had 4 aces, opponent turns up Royal so I won a large bad beat jackpot. I was never so happy to see an opponent with a royal.

Couldn't believe my eyes yesterday. I was playing on Party Poker and was dealt kQ. I finished up with 3 kings, 2 aces and 2 queens. What a sight. To my surprise quite a few piled in heavily and I won a big pot. If it was only like that more often

um, wow. presuming you were playing hold'em, i am surprised nobody played an ace.

you dealt about hundred hands in 4 hours? speed up!

T'ain't my fault if people take their sweet time to act