Join Cardschat and clean up at the tables!

#1 4th January 2008, 8:49 PM

This is a quote from the Cardschat home page that guests see when they first visit the site.

"Being an active member of Cardschat is proven to drastically improve your poker game and help you clean up at the tables!"

All I want to know is who proved this and just how long is it supposed to take to kick in? I'm getting a little impatient.

#2 4th January 2008, 8:57 PM

AG proved it
i myself am still waiting for it to kick in

#3 4th January 2008, 9:01 PM

I may, or may not, be in the throws or throwing up phase of this transitional integration of some mystical new poker wisdom.

#4 4th January 2008, 9:10 PM

My bank roll is better...thanks to a lot of advice from the gang, esp. on game choice.

#5 4th January 2008, 9:12 PM

There should be an * and a footnote that says, "Results not typical. Your mileage may vary."

#6 4th January 2008, 9:27 PM

lol. That's funny.

It should go along with testimonials such as:

"My wife can't believe how BIG it can get! My bankroll pleasures her to no end now!" -John from Michigan

#7 4th January 2008, 9:30 PM

Some side effects may be:

feeling like you might pass out;
swelling in your hands or feet;
pain in the testicles;
impotence, loss of interest in sex, or trouble having an orgasm;
swelling or tenderness in your breasts;
dizziness, weakness;
headache;
runny nose; or
skin rash.

Whoops, this is for Propecia

#8 4th January 2008, 9:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wsorbust

lol. That's funny.

It should go along with testimonials such as:

"My wife can't believe how BIG it can get! My bankroll pleasures her to no end now!" -John from Michigan

naughty naughty

#9 4th January 2008, 9:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Four Dogs

"Being an active member of Cardschat is proven to drastically improve your poker game and help you clean up at the tables!"

All I want to know is who proved this and just how long is it supposed to take to kick in? I'm getting a little impatient.

It's true for me.... I'm a much, much better player now....as for the "clean up at the tables!" part.... maybe if I took a second job as a bus boy to pay for my poker habit )

#10 6th January 2008, 12:05 AM

This site has helped me improve my game drastically

a wise man once told me about poker, if ever you see a common tendency amongst players, do the opposite

I came onto the forums and saw the biggest group of whiners about rigged sites and peopel sucking out I've ever seen

so instead of beign down of the idiots I run into at tables, I've started targeting them whne I sit down, knowing in my mind they are my ATM machines and I've been turning profits ever since by attacking the idiots

#11 6th January 2008, 1:48 AM

I never thought about targeting the "online poker is rigged" people before, but this is worth a try.

#12 6th January 2008, 2:03 AM

no sorry maybe you misunderstood me, I mean pople always complain how the loose players and maniacs suck out on them

but I now purposely target those type of maniacs, its how i make my money

#13 6th January 2008, 1:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sportsfreak_39

This site has helped me improve my game drastically

a wise man once told me about poker, if ever you see a common tendency amongst players, do the opposite

I came onto the forums and saw the biggest group of whiners about rigged sites and peopel sucking out I've ever seen

so instead of beign down of the idiots I run into at tables, I've started targeting them whne I sit down, knowing in my mind they are my ATM machines and I've been turning profits ever since by attacking the idiots

Quite the testimonial to the salubrious advantages that Cardschat bestows upon it's membership. And this after only 1 month and 14 posts.
Nick, you need to cite this quote on the home page.

#14 6th January 2008, 1:11 PM

It's a typo, it should read "clean up the tables".

#15 6th January 2008, 2:45 PM

Lol, not been here long, and I already feel like the loyal players particularly are making me into a better player myself. Reading one of you guys with like 5000000 posts comments really make me think and reflect on my own game. I may be just a freeroller right now, but I hope to be able to afford a deposit of some amount eventually,and you guys are really helping me look at my game and see where I go wrong. Thank You

gl at the tables no1yidmax

#16 6th January 2008, 4:02 PM

I've learned loads from this site and I'm looking forward to getting back on the tables and testing out my new knowledge. Haven't played properly for a couple of months.

#17 6th January 2008, 4:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wsorbust

lol. That's funny.

It should go along with testimonials such as:

"My wife can't believe how BIG it can get! My bankroll pleasures her to no end now!" -John from Michigan

Is bankroll the new Viagra?
Did you just discover a new promotional channel for CC?

#18 6th January 2008, 4:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beanaddict

Some side effects may be:

feeling like you might pass out;
swelling in your hands or feet;
pain in the testicles;
impotence, loss of interest in sex, or trouble having an orgasm;
swelling or tenderness in your breasts;
dizziness, weakness;
headache;
runny nose; or
skin rash.

Whoops, this is for Propecia

, in the same person?

#19 6th January 2008, 4:28 PM

i have learned a few things since i joined cardschat.

#20 6th January 2008, 4:52 PM

*Results can go up as well as down and may vary due to the fishyness of fellow players

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